WRITERS-ON-WRITING MONTH! Inspiration! Revision! Rejection! Writer's Block! Book Reports! Language! Style! Poetry! Prose! Plays! Ink! Typewriters! Quills! Sharpies! Editors! Agents! Reviews! Stet! Strunk & White! Merriam & Webster! Barnes & Noble! Cliffs Notes! Wite-Out! Letters from the Editor The New New York Times Book Review: This Isn't Your Father's New York Times Book Review by Y.P.R. Snotwatch by Y.P.R. Why I'll Never Be Published in The New Yorker by Geoff Wolinetz Letters to the Editor Letter to Failure by Philip Routh Concerning My Recent Submission by J. Daniel Janzen Pitching to Cousin Graydon by K. Robinson Carter Poets on Poetry An Assortment of Love Poems Written with the Assistance of a Pamphlet Entitled "How 2 Write Love Poems That Don't Suck," Distributed by Delias.com, a Clothing Company That Caters to Pre-Teen Girls by Whitney Pastorek Valentines Affairs of the Famous; as Revealed by Their Love Sonnets by George Motisher More Valentines Affairs of the Famous; as Revealed by Their Love Sonnets by George Motisher Poetic License by Kay Sexton Books! Books! Books! Sexyin' Up the Classics by Jeff Barnosky Moby-Dick: The Whale's Story by Ken Krimstein Some Sequels to Famous Books Written by the Original Authors' Offspring by Geoff Wolinetz Op-Ed'ed 'And Another Thing About Bush 43' by Maureen Dowd by Mick Stingley How to Write Good Writing Good by John Irving* Writing Well by Norman Mailer* Alternatively, How to Write Gouda by Tom Robbins* Writing Goodly by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.* Good Writing by J.D. Salinger* Reader Meet Author Poetry in Pastrami: The Carnegie Deli Goes Lit by Ken Krimstein Coverage from a Hollywood Reader by Ray Stillman AND SOME CLASSICS FROM THE Y.P.aRrchives. HOW TO WRITE GOOD Strunk ’n’ White: New ’n’ Improved!!! by Ken Krimstein Extreme Creative Writing by Darby Larson Ransom-Note Writing Tips by Josh Abraham Brief Character Summaries for My Yet-to-Be-Written Play by Geoff Wolinetz Advance Publicity for My Unwritten Masterpiece in Case I'm Dead by Nick Jezarian READER MEET AUTHOR Hey, Shakespeare, Kiss My Ass! by Geoff Wolinetz The Songwriter by Christian McNeil The Life of My Least-Favorite English Professor by Nick Jezarian My Dinner with Bellucci and Bellow by Bobby Rufferto LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Dear N.Y.T.B.R. by Josh Abraham BOOKS! BOOKS! BOOKS! The Catcher in the Rye: The Unauthorized German Translation by Ken Krimstein Everything Is Translated by Y.P.R. The DeVito Code by Y.P.R. The Metamorphosis by Trevor Seigler Excerpt from the Best Harlequin Romance Ever by David Silverman Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Not Dead by Nick Jezarian Winnie-the-Pooh and the Thug Life by Geoff Wolinetz A Muggle's Guide to Harry Potter by Pierre Cavanaugh Wonka'ed by Geoff Wolinetz Cliffster Notes by Darby Larson UPCOMING TITLES FROM Y.P.R. BOOKS Travel Self-Help Erotica The Scrolling Book Club *Not really. Write to Y.P.R. Write for Y.P.R. Right on, Y.P.R.