Yankee Pot Roast




Yankee Pot Roast wholeheartedly encourages correspondence with strangers, and believes letter writing to be a lost art due its proper respect.

Y.P.R.'s epistolary collection includes only genuine letters, signed, sealed, stamped, and sent. Should Y.P.R. actually receive responses from our pen pals, those replies will be posted here, for supplemental enjoyment. Say what you will about the United States Postal Service and the trigger-happy, disgruntled-employee Falling Downs that occured in post offices during the middle and late 1990s, but Y.P.R. maintains that the delivery of a sealed envelope from the mailbox on the corner to the doorstep of its intended recipient, across the continent, in mere days, for pocket change is a hell of a bargain.

Y.P.R. salutes you, local postal carrier. Godspeed.

Dear Yankee Pot Roast by The Good People of Earth

Dear Heinz Ketchup, pt. II by Josh Abraham

I ♥ “I Love the [x]0s”: Dear VH1 Executives by Nick Jezarian

Dear Sandra Bernhard by Brian Willems

Dear Game Show Network by Geoff Wolinetz

Eat, Shoot, & Leave This!: Dear Lynn Truss by Josh Abraham

Dear Food Network by Geoff Wolinetz

Dear Outback Steakhouse by Josh Abraham

Dear Regal Cinemas by David Abraham

Dear Christina Aguilera by Jackie Alameda

Dear HBO by Josh Abraham

Dear Red Bull by Josh Abraham

Dear Honorary Mayor of Hollywood by Geoff Wolinetz

Dear Hershey's by Josh Abraham   |    Dear Josh by Hershey's

Dear KTU by Josh Abraham

Dear Maxell by Josh Abraham

Dear Nesquik by Josh Abraham

Dear Spam by Josh Abraham   |    Dear Josh by Spam

Dear Sally Field's Agent by Geoff Wolinetz

Dear Secretary of Transportation by Geoff Wolinetz

Dear Oxford University by Josh Abraham

Dear AOL by Josh Abraham

Dear Doctor Zizmor by Josh Abraham

Dear M&M's by Josh Abraham

Dear Dairy Barn by Geoff Wolinetz

Dear Heinz Ketchup by Josh Abraham   |    Dear Josh by Heinz

Dear Coca-Cola by Josh Abraham

Dear Sierra Mist by Geoff Wolinetz

Dear Froot Loops by Josh Abraham   |    Dear Josh by Kellogg's

Dear Lesotho by Geoff Wolinetz

Dear The Gap by Josh Abraham    |    Dear Josh by the Gap

Dear Starbucks by Josh Abraham    |    Dear Josh by Starbucks