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Diamond-encrusted One Ring to Rule Them All, Sack of Y Tu Chalupas También, courtesy Taco Bell One square inch of official Oscar red carpet Giant foam Hand that built america Eminem-shaped M&Ms A potted ghost orchid that will fill you with doubt and self-loathing Susan Sarandon's anti-war speech, handwritten in red Sharpie on a scroll made from an unrolled roll of Invitation to Ben and J. Lo's Aufruf Groucho-style disguise glasses with Virginia Woolf's nose and Invite to Ben Affleck's bachelor party x-travaganza! (B.Y.O.B.) Big, Fat, Greek bag o' worthless drachmas Mallet from "The Gong Show" and a bullet fired by Chuck Barris Invite to J. Lo's bridal shower, hosted by the Wayans brothers One pint of ice water from Lara Flynn Boyle's veins Ounce of blood from the set of Jackass: The Movie Eau d' Weinstein An ounce of Gwyneth's silent angst 8 x 10 glossy of Diane Lane's ass, from that night she got drunk and passed out on Matthew Perry's front lawn Randy Newman.
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