C O M P L E T E L I S T O F N O M I N E E S
[Bold = Should win. ]
[Red = Will win. ]
Best Best Boy:
- Igor Jelen, "xXx"
- Alexander Griffiths, "Adaptation."
- Arthur D. Whitehead, "Spider-Man"
- Malcolm Nefsky, "Chicago"
- Todd Piepenbrok, "8 Mile"
Best Performance by Maggie Gyllenhaal:
- Drew Barrymore's Sexy Roommate, "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind"
- Cute Makeup Girl I'm in Love With, "Adaptation."
- Hot Chick I Want to Nail on Top of a Hewlett-Packard Copier, "Secretary"
- Girl in a Movie I Didn't See, But With Whom I Still Want to Sleep, "40 Days and 40 Nights"
Best Supporting Rack:
- Natalie Portman as Padmé Amidala, her shirt conveniently torn in half, "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
- Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane Watson, soaking wet and confused, "Spider-Man"
- Liv Tyler as Arwen, pointy ears and all, "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"
- Halle Berry as Jinx the black Bond babe, "Die Another Day"
- Monica Bellucci as Sylvia, the naked assassin hooker, "Brotherhood of the Wolf"
Best Moment That Creeped Me Out:
- Salma Hayak looks like my Uncle Manny, "Frida"
- Two hobbits in love, "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"
- Trying to swallow Tiffani Thiessen or Téa Leoni as a plausible love interest for Woody Allen, "Hollywood Ending"
- Kathy Bates stark nekkid in "About Schmidt"
- What's unintentionally implied by the title in "The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys"
Best Reason to Revoke a Previously Awarded Oscar:
- "Snow Dogs," Cuba Gooding, Jr.
- "Snow Dogs," Cuba Gooding, Jr.
- "Snow Dogs," Cuba Gooding, Jr.
- "Snow Dogs," Cuba Gooding, Jr.
- "Snow Dogs," Cuba Gooding, Jr.
Best Title Translated into Another Language:
- "8 Miglia," Italian.
- "Rollen für Columbine," German
- "Confessions d'un Esprit Dangereux," French
- "Meu Casamento Grego Gordo Grande," Portuguese
- "Muerte a Smoochy," Spanish
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