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January 19, 2004       |       Today's Terror Mood Ring: R.I.P. Haypenny.       |       Happy Birthday, Jodie Sweetin!
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Y.P.R.'s e-mail machine has gone haywire, and we are very, very frightened. If you've tried contacting us this past weekend and have not yet heard back, please re-find us at the following addresses until this mess gets unbungled:

Y.P.R.: potroastyankee @ aol.com
Josh Abraham: jabraham502 @ yahoo.com
Geoff Wolinetz: gwolinetz @ yahoo.com
Nick Jezarian: nickyjez @ yahoo.com
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Alas, poor Haypenny! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rims at it.

If you're looking for whatfore, it's now resting in our Features dep't, which is exactly where you'd expect to find it, obvvvviously.

GRAPHOLOGY


GRAPHOLOGY:
A Handwritten Journal of Good Things to Read
Humble First Issue (Volume I, Issue #1)
Winter '03-'04

Seven bucks



Our humble first issue of Graphology was, indeed, a labor of love. It is entirely handwritten. There is not a single typeset character. There are no margins, guidelines, or typos. (Mistakes, sure, there are plenty, but no typos.) Computers were used, of course, to assist in production, but never in place of a pen.

The first issue is jam-packed with stories, essays, poems, cartoons, comics, illustrations, a connect-the-dots, and much, much more. Yes, it is jam-packed.

Graphology Issue 1 has contributions from the hands of:
David Abraham
Josh Abraham
Jami Attenberg
Oliver Cassidy
Pierre Cavanaugh
T.J. Coates
Alison Cook
R. Cross
Anna Fleshler
Paul Harlow
Nick Jezarian
Heather Kelley
Ken Krimstein
Jason Kucharsky
Laura Lucas
Michael Mali
Seth Melnick
Gwendolyn Mintz
Karen Newman
Stephen Puterbaugh
Alex Reide
Bobby Rufferto
Mia Simon
Ray Stillman
Evan Tabickman
James Tedesco
Jensen Whelan
Geoff Wolinetz

(And a special appearance by Shelley Jackson.)
Note: These are pre-orders; Graphology is expected to ship January 30. Your advance ordering instills us with confidence, and also some upfront money to assist in printing & shipping hassels. We thank you for your patience. You are sexy, smart, and cool. We wish we were you.








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