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What are you looking for, my child?
That TMF,TML pasquinade? Right here.
Celebrity Palindromes? Right here.
This coming Tuesday night at 8 o'clock,
if you are not watching "Gilmore Girls" on the WB! *,
you are encouraged to attend the inaugural installment of
The Ritalin Reading Series
(Short readings for people with short attention spans)
upstairs at
Piano's
presented by
Lindsayism.com & jenyk/dot/com
hosted by the very lovely
Miss Lindsay Robertson
and featuring very funny readings
by the very funny writers:
Ms. Jami Attenberg
Mr. Andrew Hearst
Ms. Maura Johnston
Mr. Will Leitch
Ms. Sarah Lewitinn
Ms. Whitney Pastorek
and your humble Y.P.R. editor,
Mr. Josh Abraham
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Meanwhile, today Y.P.R. presents a very, very short story:
TEENAGE JESUS
Yes! Look at me, everybody, I did it again! Here, give me another glass of water. Ka-pow! Presto! Behold: one glass of Fresca. I’m awesome!
ONWARD, TOWARD SOME SLIGHTLY LONGER STORIES...
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* Which you are clearly not, according to TV Guide's Matt Roush: |