THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: OFFICIAL MERCHANDISING HQ The Passion of the Christ Official Home Crucifiction Playset ® $24.95, by Mattel. 2 AA batteries and some assembly required Recommended for ages 8+ That's right, now you can RELIVE THE PASSION in your very own backyard with the Officially Licensed Passion of the Christ HOME CRUCIFICTION PLAYSET ® only from Mattel! Playset includes: 2 wooden posts 4 nails Shroud of Turin 64 oz. bucket of grime 12' Rope hammer & saw pair of adjustable sandals 2 Roman togas & helmets 2 Evil hook-nosed Jews' robes 2 prosthetic evil Jew hook noses Christ-killin' lightsaber Mary Magdalene French-maid costume 16 oz. Nickelodeon Gak Batarang With the Official Passion of the Christ Home Playset®, you can reënact all your favorite scenes from the hit motion picture, now in theaters. You can play the role of hammerin' and sawin' Jesus the Carpenter, or you can be an angry sword-swinging Roman, or a swarthy, sinister, finger-pointing Jew. You can even be sultry, sassy Mary Magdalene! Meow! The Passion of the Christ: The Official Novelization ® by Mel Gerard Gibson $13.95, Icon Books. 356 pages, 12 illustrations And, now you can read all about the EXCITING ADVENTURES of your favorite Big-Screen CARPENTER! (And his lovely WHORE, too!) All the Passion of the Christ, conveniently pocket-sized and paper-backed! The perfect gift for any Aramaic bookworm! See what America's saying about The Passion of the Christ: The Official Novelization ®: "A must-read..." - People Magazine "...un-put-downable..." - Entertainment Weekly "What a fucking page-turner..." - Publisher's Weekly "It is as it was... awesome!" - Pope John Paul II The Passion of the Christ: The Official Fragrance® Parfum d'Putain for her 8 oz. Atomizer $79.95. Thrilling. Scintillating. Sinful. Sexy. Sacrilegious? You too can smell like sexy Mary Magdalene, the original hooker with a heart of gold, with this exclusive perfume -- the ONLY officially licensed Passion of the Christ fragrance! A scintillating scent, evocative of sweat, sand, and sin! And coming soon: Parfum d'Putain Bath & Body Wash Write to Y.P.R. Write for Y.P.R. Right on, Y.P.R.