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"Les filles gros-basées, vous faites le monde basculant circuler." Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round.

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Let it be widely known that: Y.P.R. editor J. Abraham is up on eyeshot today.

BOVINE SPONGIFORM ENCEPHALOPATHY SQUAREPANTS BY JEREMY RICHARDS Captain: Ooooooooooh, who lives in the tissue of sick Holstein spines? Children: Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy SquarePants! Captain: Stripped by a machine in guarded confines! Children: Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy SquarePants! Captain: If neurological infection is something you wish-- Children: Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy SquarePants! Captain: Then try some ground up frontal lobe in your dish! Children: Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy SquarePants! Captain: Ready? Everyone: Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy SquarePants!< Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy SquarePants! Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy SquarePants! Encephalopathyyyyyyyyyyyyyy SquarePants! Flute: Toot-Toot-Toot-Toot! Toot-Toot Toot! Captain: *cough cough* Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy SquarePants artwork by Dan Engler Write to Y.P.R. Write for Y.P.R. Right on, Y.P.R.