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H B O

BY
RAY STILLMAN



  1. Don't cross the streams.
  2. There's no crying in baseball.
  3. You do not talk about fight club.
  4. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
  5. Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking.
  6. Never get it wet, keep it out of bright lights, especially sunlight, and never, ever feed it after midnight.
  7. Coffee is for closers.
  8. If he pulls a knife, you pull a gun. If he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
  9. Plastics.









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