L E S S O N S L E A R N E D F R O M H B O
BY
RAY STILLMAN
- Don't cross the streams.
- There's no crying in baseball.
- You do not talk about fight club.
- Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
- Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking.
- Never get it wet, keep it out of bright lights, especially sunlight, and never, ever feed it after midnight.
- Coffee is for closers.
- If he pulls a knife, you pull a gun. If he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
- Plastics.
*SUBMIT! SUBMIT!.*
*ARCHIVES! ARCHIVES!*
*BEA SHIRT! BEA SHIRT!*
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