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Dear Maxell MF 2HD High Density 3.5" Floppy Disks, Your disks are so awesome! I love them more than hot dogs. When I’ve got one of your fine, fine High Density 3.5” Floppy Disks in my hand, I know I’ve got 1.44 Megabytes of fun. You betcha! And talk about great features! Your Anti-Mold Media is magnificent. Back off, foul mold! You ain’t messing with Maxell MF 2HD, buddy! Ha, ha. Hey now! Also, your Dual Interlocking Flex Shutter interlocks like nothing else in this world. Your Self-Cleaning Liner? I say nothing could be finer than your Self-Cleaning Liner! Don’t get me started! And not only are you PC Formatted, you’re also Pre-Formatted to Save Time. That’s more thoughtful and considerate than I could ever hope to ask from a High Density 3.5” Floppy Disk. As if you weren’t blowing my mind already, you’re also 100% Certified & Tested. Oh, how I envy those lucky certifiers and testers! And, if I may say so, your specifications are sublime. You are Double Sided, High Density beyond my wildest imagination. And where you put those 135 Tracks per Inch, I’ll never know. And finally, as if all that wasn’t enough, you spoil me with a Limited Lifetime Warranty, on top of assuring my Satisfaction Guaranteed. Lifetime? Lifetime, Maxell MF 2HD? Wow. This is truly a big step for both of us. I don’t deserve you, Maxell MF 2HD High Density 3.5" Floppy Disks. You’re too good for me. Forever yours, Josh Abraham
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