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K . B . N .   O N . . .

BY
KAREN NEWMAN



Karen B. Newman has yet to write an introduction or bio, and if she doesn't write one soon, Y.P.R. will write one for her, and it will be funny and mean, and readers will not know its accuracy.

Here is what the Internet has to say about K.B.N.:
[Courtesy Googlism]

  • karen newman is flying high by tom long / the detroit news
  • karen newman is newly with the students against driving drunk
  • karen newman is scheduled to tour with him
  • karen newman is a smart savvy business executive and overprotective mother
  • karen newman is from ippf’s policy unit
  • karen newman is still “center ice”
  • karen newman is flying high by tom long the detroit news
  • karen newman is an inventor and teacher of “beauty sculpting” –luxurious rituals which give women the custom tools and training to discover their inner
  • karen newman is our 1
  • karen newman is devastated when her parents announce that they are getting divorced
  • karen newman is becoming one
  • karen newman is running around like crazy again
  • karen newman is wearing and whether zamboni
  • karen newman is university professor and professor of comparative literature and english at brown university
  • karen newman is our dean and the only time i can ever remember seeing her was in our meeting on thursday where she introduced herself because no one knew who
  • karen newman is impressed by
  • karen newman is a professor of comparative literature and english at brown university
  • karen newman is scheduled to appear as auctioneer as well as guy gordon from channel 7 and possibly one or two red wing players
  • karen newman is policy adviser with the ippf and has codrafted the ippf charter on sexual and reproductive rights together with two lawyers
  • karen newman is pussy fucking shining boobs

Anyway, here's what K.B.N. is on about:

K.B.N. on Bridesmaids

K.B.N. on Engagement Rings






Send marriage proposals to Ms. Newman by positioning your mouse's arrow-shaped icon over the following very small hyperlink and clicking once, firmly, when the arrow fleetingly transforms to an image of a hand with its pointer finger outstretched: *.

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