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Traditionally observed on the last Monday before the last Tuesday of May, Memorial Day is an occasion for America to remember its fallen heroes with such befitting tributes as: Department Store Sales; big, beefy, bring-your-own-beer Barbeques; and three-day-weekend-long Toyotathons.

What any of that has to do with Memorial Day, we don't know. But here's some things equally inappropriate:

You're Invited to Our Memorial Day BBQ Bash!

Remember Our Fallen Heroes

I've Got Your Memorial Day Sale Right Here!

A Lost Love Letter from a Soldier in Germany to His Sweetie Back Home, Discovered Beneath the Floorboards of This Old Apartment




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