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" S O C I A L "   S T U D I E S , I F   Y O U   K N O W W H A T   I   M E A N BY Y'P'R NAMES OF SOME NATIONAL PARKS THAT SOUND LIKE TITLES OF PORNOGRAPHIC FILMS The Badlands Big Bend National Park Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area Cumberland Gap National Historic Park Dry Tortugas National Park Grand Teton National Park Hot Springs Little Bighorn Battlefield Longfellow National Historic Site Lava Beds Mammoth Cave Minute Man National Historic Park Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument Scotts Bluff Virgin Islands National Park CONFLICTS THAT SOUND DIRTY Trojan War Punic Wars Battle of Bunker Hill Battle of the Bulge The Children’s Crusade Battle of Hastings Battle of Midway Battle of Little Bighorn Gulf War Kashmir NAMES OF SOME U.S. SENATORS THAT COULD BE GOOD PORN-STAR NAMES Sam Brownback (R - KS) Barbara Boxer (D – CA) Thad Cochran (R – MS) Michael Crapo (R – ID) John Ensign (R – NV) Bill Frist (R – TN) Orrin Hatch (R - UT) Tim Johnson (D – SD) Don Nickles (R – OK) James Talent (R – MO) Saxby Chambliss (R – GA) Lincoln Chafee (R – RI) Bob Packwood (R – OR, Ret.) NAMES OF SOME U.S. CONGRESSMEN THAT, IF NOT PORN-STAR NAMES, ARE PROBABLY TOTALLY MADE UP ANYWAY Spencer Bachus, Alabama Norman Dicks, Washington Fortney Stark, California Roy Blunt, Missouri Judy Biggert, Illinois Marion Berry, Arkansas Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee Bob Goodlatte, Virginia Sanford Bishop, Georgia Elijah Cummings, Maryland Christopher Cox, California Mac Collins, Georgia Calvin Dooley, California John Dingell, Michigan John Doolittle, California Chris Chocola, Indiana Lloyd Doggett, Texas Eni Faleomavaega, American Samoa Anna Eshoo, California Rodney Frelinghuysen, New Jersey Rush Holt, New Jersey Baron Hill, Indiana Doc Hastings, Washington Gil Gutknecht, Minnesota Bobby Rush, Illinois Ike Skelton, Missouri John Spratt, South Carolina Melvin Watt, North Carolina Why? What? Whoa.