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THE SCROLLING PI
The Y.P.R. Book Club is still struggling with Mr. D. F. Wallace's infinite book¹. In the meantime, please enjoy the Y.P.R. Math Club's presentation of Pi to a zillion places.                                                                                                            3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 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D A D D Y   L E F T   M E A L O N E   W I T H   G O D BY ROBIN SLICK God sprawled on the bed at the Plaza Hotel and strummed His guitar while my father sat at a nearby table and chopped up a couple lines of coke. "Knock it off, You tone-deaf asshole," said my father. Of course he didn't know he was talking to God. God lifted himself up off the pillow, propped Himself on an elbow, and cocked His head at my dad through half-closed eyes. I could see He was thinking about a wicked comeback line but then made the wise decision that it wasn't worth the dear price of losing the dope. Besides, God agreed with my dad. He didn't really believe He was God, either. As for me, I didn't want to miss the opportunity of God with His eyes open. I leaned up against the dresser, facing Him, while I ran a hand through my long blonde hair and stuck out my tits. He smirked and looked me up and down and knew at that moment He'd have me later. I could tell He liked the idea so I did what I thought was a subtle groin-thrust but it was overkill and God frowned, though of course I didn't realize why at the time. I mean, how could I? I was seventeen years old. "Here you go, you slimy, little no-talent schmuck. Try some of this," said my father, waving his razor at God. God threw His guitar to the floor and leapt out of bed. "Look at the way you treat your instrument. You're a fucking disgrace," said my father. "It's a bloody guitar," said God. "They're indestructible." "Not if you're Pete bloody Townshend," I piped up. God looked at me and laughed. "Pete's insane, isn't he? He's a great mate of mine. Brilliant man. If you're a good little girl and say ‘please, oh please,’ I'll introduce you sometime. I know he'd love to meet your father." "We've met. He's an even bigger asshole than you are," said my father. God winked at me and took a 100-dollar bill out of His pocket. He rolled it into a tight little cylinder and bent down over the lines my dad had set out, inhaling them like the expert He was. "I'd rather meet Keith Moon," I said. God gave a loud, hearty laugh. I could see I'd regained some points. "Hey, this is some good blow," said God. My father scowled. "Yeah, well, when I do something, I do it right. Not like morons such as Yourself who pick up piece-of-shit electric guitars and learn to half-ass play Your fucking excuse for music." He hit his fist on the table as an exclamation, not the best idea when there's powder about. In an instant he got out his razor and neatened up the lines. It was good that he was preoccupied because I had a feeling we were about to get the lecture again. "The Beatles killed jazz," he said. Oh no. I looked at God, wondering how He'd react to that piece of news. I was hoping He'd say something like "You're wrong, dickhead, it was people like you who killed jazz," but no, God didn't want to mess up His little deal here; that was obvious. "Yeah, there are people who believe that," God agreed. "But not me. I admit it -- I learned everything I know about my craft from American jazz- and blues men like Charlie Christian and Robert Johnson and Muddy Waters. I owe them my career." I looked at God, surprised, but what did I know. "Your craft? You weasel. How dare You mention Your name and Your so-called career in the same breath as those legends? Ha! You stupid little asswipe. Here's Your shit. Give me my bread so I can get the fuck out of here." God laughed. He got a kick out of men like my father. He secretly wanted to be just like him, I realized. Now I'd have to sleep with God for sure. "Can I hang out here with you for a bit longer?" I asked Him. "I don't know. Can you?" He looked over at my father with a wide smile. My father shrugged and looked away. He helped himself to the last line off the small hand mirror on the table and then wiped the remains clean with his finger, swabbing his gums with it. He stood up and put on his jacket. "I'll have her back early," God drawled. My father ignored Him. "You have your keys, April? I've got some more stops to make and then I don't know where I'll be after that," he said. "Yeah, I've got them, Dad." My father turned on his heel and walked out the door, leaving his firstborn daughter all alone in a fancy hotel room with God.