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September 30, 2003       |       Today's Terrorist Threat Level: Merriam-Webster.       |       Happy Birthday, Monica Bellucci!

It's Tuesday and that means new wacky adventures of Vermont Girl by Amy Stender.

Not So Smart Young Man by Geoff Wolinetz on eyeshot.net.

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S E L F - P R O M O T I O N
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G U A R A N T E E S
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FALL PREMIÈRE WEEK CONTINUES: M O R E   N E W   T V   S H O W S

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GAY-THEMED TELEVISION SHOWS PREMIÈRING ON BRAVO

Really Flamboyantly Queer Eye for Queer Guys that Are Only Moderately Queer

Homo See, Homo Do

How's Your Gaydar?: A Game Show

Gays A-Poppin'

Want To Have A Fag?
(a British import)

8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter Transsexual Son

Ojo Maricon Para el Hombre Heterosexual

Butch Eye for the Straight Bitch



TEENAGE-FOCUSED TELEVISION SHOWS PREMIÈRING ON THE WB

My Loins Are Burning

Sherlock & Watson: the Hunky Teen Years

The Puberty Hour

Will Hair Grow There?: a Game Show

Awkward Teen Drama Featuring a Naughty Teenage Girl, a Character Who Might Be Gay, a Studly Jock, and a Troubled Bad Boy from the Other Side of the Tracks

Angst & Torment

Torment & Angst

Zits, Zits, Zits

25-Year-Olds Can Still Pass for 16 in California

X-Treme Awkward Youth to the Max



POORLY SLAPPED-TOGETHER POP-CULTURE STOCK-FOOTAGE SPECIALS PREMIÈRING ON VH1

Michael Ian Black Discusses the History of Everything

Behind the Paid Programming

Hey, Remember What Was On Last Week? Here It Is Again!

Pop-Up Infomercials

Michael Ian Black Goes Menudo

Washed Up B-Listers Talk About Cheesy Old Shows They Were Not Invited to Be a Part Of

I Love 2002!

Cracked-Out Celebrities Unhinged

Michael Ian Black Eats an Apple Pie and Talks About It and You Will Watch It 20 Times

Corpses of Long-Dead Celebrities: Where Are They Now?






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