Saturday, July 4, 2009

— Calendrical Happenings —
Happy Birthday, America!

Republishing some of our Founding Fathers’ favorites.


— Fiction —
Everything That Enters and Exits Angelina Jolie: A Daily Ledger
Owen Davis
Beautiful mega-star and child-rearing extraordinaire Angelina Jolie ingests one veggie sandwich late this morning, an unnamed personal assistant reports.
— Fiction —
Captain Ahab's Long-Lost Twitter Log
Peter Waldron
dreamt the beast again. I, in the water. From the inky deep he came, his open maw the very gate of Hell. Woke to kippers for breakfast. Yum.
— Fiction —
Billy Mays Tries to Sell You Some Weed
Kent Woodyard
But wait! There's more! Say goodbye to disappointing highs, and let marijuana open your eyes! IT’S FAST! IT’S EASY! It’s a one-stop-shop for all your avoidant and escapist tendencies!

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