Archives

_{April 23, 2010 | Fiction}
When Are You Going to Publish My Motherfucking Children’s Book? Sean Murphy

_{April 22, 2010 | Calendrical Happenings}
Earth Day

_{April 22, 2010 | Listicles}
The Effects of Global Warning Katelyn Sack

_{April 21, 2010 | Poetry & Lyric}
Five Poems by a Cranky Old Man Brian Beatty

_{April 20, 2010 | Calendrical Happenings}
Four and Twenty

_{April 19, 2010 | Underrated}
Five Underrated Life Moments Jamie King

_{April 16, 2010 | New & Noteworthy}
Kapitoil & Trouble

_{April 15, 2010 | Poetry & Lyric}
The Cougar Alex Watt

_{April 14, 2010 | Poetry & Lyric}
Romeo and Juliet: The Hipster Version Ryan McDermott

_{April 13, 2010 | Poetry & Lyric}
Poems! We've Got More Poems!

_{April 13, 2010 | Poetry & Lyric}
Two Poems J. Bruce Fuller

_{April 13, 2010 | Poetry & Lyric}
Postage Due Peter Krass

_{April 13, 2010 | Poetry & Lyric}
Spam the Man John Grey

_{April 12, 2010 | Underrated}
Five More Underrated Songs Dennis DiClaudio

_{April 9, 2010 | Fiction}
The Future of Public Access Television Depends on You Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{April 8, 2010 | Fiction}
Batman's Financial Missteps Ken Saji

_{April 7, 2010 | Fiction}
My Second Day as a Somali Pirate Matt Rivitz

_{April 6, 2010 | Fiction}
Lesser-Known Stats from the 2009 Major League Baseball Season Courtesy of the Elias Sports Bureau Phil Andersen, C.P.A.

_{April 5, 2010 | Underrated}
Five Underrated Funny People Geoff Wolinetz

_{April 5, 2010 | Listicles}
Overheard at Ted Nugent’s Easter Egg Hunt Joseph S. Pete

_{April 2, 2010 | New & Noteworthy}
A Pantheon of Greek-Myth Mirth

_{April 2, 2010 | Poetry & Lyric}
Alfred Tennyson’s "Release the Kraken!" Joseph S. Pete

_{April 2, 2010 | Fiction}
Enslaved by the Bell: Greek Titans and Gods in High School Sam Burnett

_{April 2, 2010 | Poetry & Lyric}
Sisyphus Dabbles in Haiku Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{April 2, 2010 | Fiction}
Dionysus, Applebee's Server Nathan Pensky

_{April 1, 2010 | Listicles}
Writers' Blocks

_{April 1, 2010 | Fiction}
Greenberg 2: Greenberg Down Under

_{April 1, 2010 | Listicles}
Possible Noms de Plume I Might Use for My Novel Scott Rothman

_{April 1, 2010 | Listicles}
Great Works of Literature AutoSummarized by Microsoft Office Word 2003 Edition Michael Zunenshine

_{April 1, 2010 | Listicles}
The Steamboat Sessions: Early Musings of Samuel Clemens Chris Elzinga

_{April 1, 2010 | Listicles}
Five Early Working Titles for The Vagina Monologues Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{April 1, 2010 | Listicles}
T.S. Eliot's Opinions of the Other Eleven Months Doug Campbell & Julia McCloy

_{March 31, 2010 | Fiction}
Apostles: The Original Entourage Matt Sullivan

_{March 30, 2010 | Fiction}
Novels Submitted for Consideration at a Literary Agency Daniel Friedman

_{March 29, 2010 | Calendrical Happenings}
Passover Rehash

_{March 26, 2010 | Fiction}
Selections from Henry David Thoreau’s Lost Walden Chapter: "The Last Month of Winter" Russell Bradbury-Carlin

_{March 25, 2010 | Listicles}
Reality Horror Shows Jamie King

_{March 24, 2010 | Listicles}
Yo-Momma-So-Fat Jokes from Bible Camp Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{March 23, 2010 | New & Noteworthy}
Five Underrated Songs Matthew Tobey

_{March 22, 2010 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Hooray for Healthcare!

_{March 19, 2010 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
March Madness 2010

_{March 18, 2010 | Listicles}
First Lines of Rejected College Essays Dan Moreau

_{March 17, 2010 | Fiction}
Charlie (Brown) Bukowski: A Short Biography Russell Bradbury-Carlin

_{March 16, 2010 | Fiction}
"Puppies for Sale" Fliers That Really Work Ken Saji

_{March 15, 2010 | Listicles}
Least Popular Facebook Quizzes Dan Davis

_{March 12, 2010 | Poetry & Lyric}
Ogden Nash for Pitchfork Mick Stingley

_{March 11, 2010 | Fiction}
Rejected Pitchfork Reviews Jamie King

_{March 10, 2010 | Fiction}
Pitchfork Reviews Albums That Don't Exist Lucas Klauss

_{March 9, 2010 | Fiction}
If Pitchfork.com Reviewed A Pitchfork Conor McKeon

_{March 8, 2010 | Listicles}
Popular 80s Songs About Zombies Alexandra Salerno, Katherine Salerno, & Alana Quirk

_{March 8, 2010 | New & Noteworthy}
Five Underrated Songs Darci Ratliff

_{March 5, 2010 | Listicles}
Wit of Winston Gabe Durham

_{March 4, 2010 | Fiction}
Liberals are Ruining the World of Warcraft Daniel Friedman

_{March 3, 2010 | Fiction}
The Toyota Tirades Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{March 2, 2010 | Listicles}
Ways in Which Sarah Palin Will Spin Massive Amounts of Snow to Mock Global Warming Katelyn Sack

_{March 1, 2010 | Fiction}
Now That You've Found My "Creepy" Twilight Shrine: A Few Points for Rebuttal Ryan Durham

_{February 26, 2010 | Fiction}
The Olympian Jen Spyra

_{February 25, 2010 | Fiction}
Kanye the Cognoscente Justin Hook

_{February 24, 2010 | Non-Fiction}
Why the 1981 James Bond Movie For Your Eyes Only Is the Greatest Motion Picture Ever Made William Sawalich

_{February 24, 2010 | Listicles}
Lesser-Known Rules of Fight Club Daniel O'Keefe

_{February 23, 2010 | Fiction}
Exclusive Excerpt from James Cameron's Avatari Matt Sullivan

_{February 22, 2010 | Fiction}
Erratic Services Jimmy Chen

_{February 18, 2010 | Listicles}
Personal Injury Lawyer Goes on a Date Janice Chan & Kristin Hillery

_{February 17, 2010 | Letter from the Editors}
Befriend Y.P.R.

_{February 11, 2010 | Listicles}
Oft-Overlooked Winter Olympic Sports Jocelyn Jane Cox

_{January 28, 2010 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
The Catcher in the Rye: The Unauthorized German Translation Ken Krimstein

_{January 28, 2010 | Fiction}
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Book Club: Catcher In the Rye Jeff Barnosky

_{January 28, 2010 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Hip-Hop Lit: New and Noteworthy Con Chapman

_{December 10, 2009 | New & Noteworthy}
See Y'all in MMX

_{November 27, 2009 | Calendrical Happenings}
Black Friday Doorbuster Specials at the Dollar Store! Trevor Macomber

_{November 4, 2009 | Poetry & Lyric}
Tone Lōc’s "Where the Wild Thing Is" Matt Sullivan

_{October 26, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Hallowe'en Rehash

_{October 19, 2009 | Fiction}
Tonight's Tasting Menu Lucas Klauss

_{October 13, 2009 | Fiction}
Aspects of Myself I am Not Going to Change in This Age of Excessive Plastic Surgery Jocelyn Jane Cox

_{October 12, 2009 | Listicles}
Several Hotel Heiresses Less Glamorous Than Paris Hilton Pete Reynolds

_{October 6, 2009 | Fiction}
"Squeeze Me into a Glass and Drink Me: My Tour of New York City Bars After Gourmet" by Ruth Reichl Mick Stingley

_{October 5, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
So, What Is Not an International Zionist Plot? Daniel Brauer

_{September 30, 2009 | Fiction}
Dancing with the Lone Star Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{September 28, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
R.I.P., William Safire

_{September 21, 2009 | Fiction}
The Status (Up)Date Tyler Stoddard Smith & Greg Boose

_{September 15, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Dan Brown Day!

_{August 27, 2009 | Fiction}
Dunne Done. Mick Stingley

_{August 22, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
See You in September

_{August 12, 2009 | Poetry & Lyric}
Poems! We've Got Poems!

_{August 12, 2009 | Poetry & Lyric}
The Robot Speaks of Rivers Katelyn Sack

_{August 12, 2009 | Poetry & Lyric}
Public Display Richard Yates

_{August 12, 2009 | Poetry & Lyric}
Ode to the Spork J. D. McGregor

_{August 12, 2009 | Poetry & Lyric}
Three Poems Joseph Reich

_{August 10, 2009 | Listicles}
Death by Listicle

_{August 10, 2009 | Listicles}
Other Things That Are Killing Me Softly Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{August 10, 2009 | Listicles}
Expiration by Twinkie: Singular Expressions for Uncommon Food-related Deaths Daniel McArdle

_{August 10, 2009 | Listicles}
Other Ways to Skin a Cat Mollie Wells

_{August 10, 2009 | Listicles}
Alternatives to "Finish Him!" in Mortal Kombat Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{August 10, 2009 | Listicles}
Prom Dates from Hell Harris Bloom

_{August 7, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
R.I.P., John Hughes

_{August 7, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Yo, Joe!

_{August 5, 2009 | Non-Fiction}
Life Lessons from My History Textbook: Chapter Three, Ancient China Brian Champlin

_{August 4, 2009 | Fiction}
Puritan Gravestones!!! Dirk Voetberg

_{August 3, 2009 | Listicles}
Broadway Listicles

_{August 3, 2009 | Listicles}
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? Trevor Seigler

_{August 3, 2009 | Listicles}
Ways in Which I Would Refer to Sex if I Were a Bawdy Extra in an English Period Drama Michael Baylis

_{August 3, 2009 | Listicles}
Brutally Realistic Versions of Famous Musicals Daniel McArdle

_{July 30, 2009 | Fiction}
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{July 29, 2009 | Fiction}
Michael Winslow Pens His Memoirs Nathan Thornton

_{July 28, 2009 | Fiction}
Cormac McCarthy's Mr. Belvedere Jason Rhode

_{July 27, 2009 | Fiction}
Rachael Ray Cooks Ghetto Gourmet Melissa Wozniak

_{July 26, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Comic Con

_{July 24, 2009 | Fiction}
The President of Banana Republic Addresses the Marketing Employee Who Mistakenly Sent Out a $15 Gift Card Frank Ferri

_{July 23, 2009 | Fiction}
Make-Another-Wish Jay Dyckman

_{July 23, 2009 | Fiction}
Downturn Trends in Decorative Throw Pillows Jocelyn Jane Cox

_{July 22, 2009 | Fiction}
Walt Disney World Announces Cutbacks Ethan Kaye & Mike Sleap

_{July 21, 2009 | Fiction}
My Business Plan David Jaggard

_{July 21, 2009 | Fiction}
Bring Your Unemployed Parent to School Day John Frank

_{July 20, 2009 | Listicles}
Recession-Era Adult Films Trevor Seigler

_{July 20, 2009 | Listicles}
Signs Your Financial Market May Be Suffering from a Gastrointestinal Disorder Eric Feezell

_{July 20, 2009 | Calendrical Happenings}
Recession Special!

_{July 17, 2009 | Fiction}
Foreign Affairs Gets in on the Gossip Scene Frank Ferri

_{July 16, 2009 | Fiction}
Bright Lights, Big Hive: Diary of a Coked-Out Bee Matt Sullivan

_{July 15, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Half-Blood Princery

_{July 14, 2009 | How To}
The Everyman's Guide to Adoption Adrienne Rankin

_{July 13, 2009 | Fiction}
The Private Life of Obama's Speechwriter Samuel K.

_{July 10, 2009 | Fiction}
Sarah Palin Advances in Another Direction Daniel Friedman

_{July 9, 2009 | Listicles}
Future State-Themed Restaurants Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{July 9, 2009 | Listicles}
Overheard in Spaghetti Warehouse Kristin Hillery

_{July 8, 2009 | Fiction}
There Will Be Bats: P. T. Anderson Writes the Dark Knight Sequel Jason Rhode

_{July 7, 2009 | Fiction}
Treatment for Plow Man: The Genesis Mark Brinker

_{July 6, 2009 | Fiction}
Greeting Cards for the Music Critic in Your Life Dirk Voetberg

_{July 4, 2009 | Calendrical Happenings}
Happy Birthday, America!

_{July 1, 2009 | Fiction}
Everything That Enters and Exits Angelina Jolie: A Daily Ledger Owen Davis

_{June 30, 2009 | Fiction}
Captain Ahab's Long-Lost Twitter Log Peter Waldron

_{June 29, 2009 | Fiction}
Billy Mays Tries to Sell You Some Weed Kent Woodyard

_{June 24, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Toys on Film

_{June 22, 2009 | Fiction}
The Wartime Adventures of Benedetto "Little" Parisi Andrew Golden

_{June 19, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Whatever Works Will Layman

_{June 17, 2009 | Fiction}
Text Messages Sent Between Harriet Tubman, a.k.a. Moses, and Leon Wilkes, a Running-Away Slave Ashley Smart

_{June 15, 2009 | Fiction}
Asshole High School Reporter Kristie MacDougal Buries the Lead Kurt Rademacher

_{June 12, 2009 | Fiction}
John Irving Clarifies the DTV Transition Frank Ferri

_{June 10, 2009 | Fiction}
Dan Brown's Angel Code and Daemons Neil Griffin

_{June 9, 2009 | Listicles}
Insatiable Decalogue Gabe Durham

_{June 8, 2009 | Fiction}
The Afghanistan Government's Economic Stimulus Plan Eric Wiener

_{June 6, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Beating a Dead Horse
(Triple Crown Equine Nomenclature) Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{June 5, 2009 | Fiction}
How I Unwind Mot Trablett

_{June 4, 2009 | Fiction}
Wallace Stevens v. My Grandfather Martin Bihl

_{June 3, 2009 | Fiction}
The Internal Monologue of Someone Looking for Waldo Mick Ramsey

_{June 2, 2009 | Fiction}
Friday Doorbuster Specials at the Dollar Store! Trevor Macomber

_{May 28, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Things You Can Accomplish Should Have Accomplished Before Conan Takes Over The Tonight Show in 2009 Will Layman & Ed Fischer

_{May 25, 2009 | Fiction}
Online Reviews of Really Confusing's, Neighborhood Bar and Grill Lucas Klauss

_{May 25, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Memorial Day Mania Redux

_{May 18, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Pomp & Circumstance

_{May 15, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Angels & Demons & Da Vinci Codes

_{May 15, 2009 | Letter from the Editors}
A Note to Our Dear Readers

_{May 8, 2009 | Calendrical Happenings}
Smothers Day

_{April 26, 2009 | Letter from the Editors}
Beatrice "Bea" Arthur, R.I.P.

_{April 23, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Paunchy, Balding Mutant Ninja Turtles

_{April 22, 2009 | Poetry & Lyric}
Some Nature Haiku Ryan Mazer

_{April 20, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
IV/XX

_{April 13, 2009 | Fiction}
Your Subscription to Netflix Has Been Canceled Lucas Klauss

_{April 8, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Passover/under

_{April 6, 2009 | How To}
So You Want to Hunt and Kill a Care Bear Patrick Barb & Julia McCloy

_{April 5, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Opening Day 2009

_{March 30, 2009 | Poetry & Lyric}
Ode to My Nanny Career Katelyn Sack

_{March 23, 2009 | Fiction}
Diablo Cody Tells a Joke Mick Stingley

_{March 20, 2009 | Fiction}
Unintended Consequences of Six Oft-Forgotten Tariffs Mary Phillips-Sandy

_{March 18, 2009 | Fiction}
What Jacob Lovelace Posted on jacoblovelacemoviefan.com After He Asked for a Copy of the Awesome Martial Arts Documentary Future Punch for His 14th Birthday and His Douche Dad Got Him Back to the Future Part III Instead Crispin Best

_{March 17, 2009 | Calendrical Happenings}
Lá Fhéile Pádraig (St. Paddy's Day)

_{March 15, 2009 | Poetry & Lyric}
Light Matter: Science Is Funny (Until It Kills Us All--Again!) Katelyn Sack

_{March 9, 2009 | Poetry & Lyric}
If Jackson Pollock Wrote Poetry Caleb Powell

_{March 2, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
A Rant on the Blizzard Dennis Miller

_{February 21, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Y.P.R.'s 2009 Academy Awards Thing

_{February 16, 2009 | Fiction}
Curious Factoids Revealed by Presidential Historian Doris Kearns Goodwin Following An All-Night Presidents’ Day Pub Crawl Frank Santopadre

_{February 12, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Scorching V.D.

_{February 9, 2009 | Fiction}
Job Opening for a Villainous Time-Traveling Sidekick Kyle Davis

_{February 5, 2009 | Listicles}
Scenes from the Training Montage if Rocky Wanted to Be a World-Class Writer Marco Kaye

_{February 3, 2009 | How To}
Excerpt from Bakker Technologies' Raptors Will Be Raptors: A Guide to Your New Pet S. J. Chambers

_{February 2, 2009 | Listicles}
25 Facts About Me

_{January 30, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Super Bowl XLIII

_{January 28, 2009 | Fiction}
Clinical Internet Porn Site Review B. Freret

_{January 27, 2009 | Fiction}
The Many Permutations of Public-Radio Pledge Drives Frank Ferri

_{January 23, 2009 | Listicles}
Stuff Fictional Characters Would Leave at My Apartment if We Broke Up Jill Morris

_{January 22, 2009 | Fiction}
Anne Frank: Observational Comic Kelly Conaboy

_{January 21, 2009 | Fiction}
My Wife--A Former Speechwriter in the Bush Administration--Reflects on the State of Our Union Trevor Macomber

_{January 20, 2009 | Letter from the Editors}
Oh, Yes. We Can.

_{January 20, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
So Long, Mr. President: Bush Feet Under James Connelly

_{January 19, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Thank You, Mr. President, Pt. II

_{January 17, 2009 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Thank You, Mr. President

_{January 16, 2009 | Listicles}
Contents of the Oval Office Whiteboard during the Final Days of the Bush Presidency Pete Reynolds

_{January 14, 2009 | Listicles}
Failed Sprite Advertisements Michael Baylis

_{January 13, 2009 | Fiction}
The Coach of the Washington Generals Addresses His Team Before a Game Frank Ferri

_{January 12, 2009 | Fiction}
Conversations with the Brave Voice in My Head Micah Cratty

_{January 9, 2009 | Fiction}
Today Is My Last Day Omar B.

_{January 8, 2009 | Fiction}
Tom Cruise Brought to You By … David Orr

_{January 7, 2009 | Listicles}
Now That Ridley Scott Is Attached to Adapt the Board Game Monopoly, Other Directors Follow Suit Lincoln Michel

_{January 6, 2009 | Fiction}
Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton Share a Rather Contentious Carriage Ride During a Sudden Downpour, 1791 Daniel McArdle

_{January 2, 2009 | Etc.}
2008: The Year in Pot Roast

_{January 1, 2009 | How To}
Fun with Your New Head: The Sequel Daniel Merida

_{December 31, 2008 | Listicles}
Glib Answers from Creedence Clearwater Revival Fortunato Salazar

_{December 30, 2008 | How To}
For Those Who Are Having Their Brains Dismantled Keith Pisarcik

_{December 29, 2008 | Fiction}
In 2009, Lucifer and Jehovah Wrestle for Control of Your Psyche Catherine Sandoval

_{December 27, 2008 | How To}
Yahoo! Feels Your Pain Carly Siver

_{December 26, 2008 | Fiction}
Playoff Scenarios Frank Ferri

_{December 25, 2008 | Listicles}
New Categories on Santa's List Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{December 25, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Rum Pum Pum Pum

_{December 24, 2008 | Fiction}
Lolita's Grown-up Xmas: Producers' Notes Glen Goldberg

_{December 23, 2008 | Fiction}
Harold & Kumar Have Xmas Dinner at Naval Station Guantánamo Bay Dmitry Yegorov

_{December 23, 2008 | How To}
Your Onion Web Video Writing Application

_{December 22, 2008 | Listicles}
Boorish Pickup Lines Inspired by the Recession David Jaggard

_{December 21, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Lights, Dreidels, Action!

_{December 19, 2008 | Fiction}
Whopper Sluts Tom Flesher

_{December 18, 2008 | Letter from the Editors}
Your President-Elect

_{December 18, 2008 | Fiction}
God Came Down from Heaven and Stopped the Bullets Fortunato Salazar

_{December 17, 2008 | How To}
Glamour Magazine's Sex, Love & Life Columnists Interpret Your Husband's Testicular Configuration Crispin Best

_{December 16, 2008 | Fiction}
The "Can't Concentrate" Manatee Tao Lin

_{December 13, 2008 | Listicles}
One-line Listicles

_{December 11, 2008 | Fiction}
Synecdoche¹, New York Krammer Abrahams

_{December 10, 2008 | Fiction}
The <Meta>morphosis Jimmy Chen

_{December 8, 2008 | Fiction}
Big-Name Writer's Writing Seminar Dave Fragments

_{December 7, 2008 | Letter from the Editors}
What the Hey?

_{December 5, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Happy Xmas (War Is Over Ongoing)

_{December 5, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Jeez, the Holidays Seem to Come Earlier Every Year ...

_{December 2, 2008 | Listicles}
Cheeky-Toned Sentences Dictated (?) by Stephen Hawking, as Evidenced by the Placement of Exclamation Points in A Brief History of Time Joe Gullo

_{November 26, 2008 | Disquieting Modern Trends}
Encouraging Modern Trends: At Long Last Edition Will Layman & Ed Fischer

_{November 25, 2008 | Photography}
Bunny Triptych Mary Phillips-Sandy & Bryan Bruchman

_{November 24, 2008 | Fiction}
Naked Lesbian Stalker Jason Earls

_{November 23, 2008 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Birthday, Bruce Hornsby!

_{November 21, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Chinese Demockery! The Norman Rockwell–Axl Rose Correspondence Jeff Barnosky

_{November 21, 2008 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Bjïrthday, Björk!

_{November 20, 2008 | Fiction}
Banded with Great Fanfare Fortunato Salazar

_{November 19, 2008 | Fiction}
Submissions, in Their Entirety, to Zeptofiction: The Journal of Excruciatingly Short Fiction Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{November 18, 2008 | Listicles}
Eleven Improbable but Nonetheless Real Baked Goods Andrew Kiraly

_{November 18, 2008 | Fiction}
That Time When Time Was Different Than Normal Steve Etheridge

_{November 17, 2008 | Fiction}
Proposed Warning Label for Christian Rock Albums Pete Reynolds

_{November 17, 2008 | Listicles}
Suggested Emcee Names for People with Disorders Which Might Make It Difficult to Actually Rap Lincoln Michel

_{November 14, 2008 | Non-Fiction}
Brilliant Numbers and a Few Sequences Jason Earls

_{November 13, 2008 | Listicles}
Top Five List of List-Related Lists Wakiza Gamez

_{November 12, 2008 | How To}
The Steps to a Successful Interview Jason McKellar

_{November 11, 2008 | Features}
Infinite Playlist

_{November 11, 2008 | Listicles}
Ill-Conceived Musical Double Billings Adam Laceky

_{November 11, 2008 | Listicles}
Top Five Animal Pop Star Names Brad Tucker

_{November 11, 2008 | Poetry & Lyric}
"Weird Al" Phones It In Lucas Held

_{November 10, 2008 | Poetry & Lyric}
Light Matter: Science Is Funny (Until It Kills Us All) Katelyn Sack

_{November 7, 2008 | Non-Fiction}
Review of the Hit TV Show The Wire by Someone Who Has Not Seen It Alexandra Connell

_{November 6, 2008 | Fiction}
Book Treatment to Publishers A.S.A.P.! Lucas Held

_{November 5, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Signed, Sealed, Delivered He's Ours!

_{November 4, 2008 | How To}
November 2008 Election Guide Micah Cratty

_{November 3, 2008 | Fiction}
"Yes on Proposition 8" Gets the Message Out Jay Dyckman

_{November 2, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Election Roundup!

_{November 2, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Zack & Miri & Kevin & the M.P.A.A.

_{October 31, 2008 | Fiction}
My Rejected Submission to Cosmo's Halloween Issue, Entitled "How to Lose a Guy in One Spooky, Scary Night: Halloween Costumes for Those Wanting Out" Jen Statsky

_{October 30, 2008 | Listicles}
What Not to Give Trick-or-Treaters on Hallowe'en Night Nathan Thornton

_{October 29, 2008 | How To}
Grand Theft Auto IV Tips for the Environmentally Conscious Father Christopher Monks

_{October 28, 2008 | How To}
8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Who Is Estranged from Me Lucas Held

_{October 26, 2008 | Listicles}
Setlist: Mime Hero Matthew Sewell

_{October 24, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Vroom! Vroom!

_{October 23, 2008 | Fiction}
Magazine Inspiration, Written in Magazine Inspiration Form David Laviolette

_{October 22, 2008 | Listicles}
Y.P.R. Staff Editor Term-Paper Titles from their Years as Ph.D. Candidates at the New School for Social Research D.R. Foster

_{October 21, 2008 | Fiction}
Tom Friedman Explains a Bar Fight Jason Rhode

_{October 20, 2008 | Fiction}
The Serfitt & Cloye Gift Catalog Bob Woodiwiss

_{October 17, 2008 | How To}
Are You Going to Hell? Ed Murray

_{October 16, 2008 | Fiction}
Economic Crisis Hits the Street--Sesame Street Patrick Barb & Julia McCloy

_{October 15, 2008 | Non-Fiction}
A Guide to Recognizing Your Mavericks

_{October 14, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Midnight Train to Georgia

_{October 14, 2008 | Fiction}
A Six-Year-Old with a Future in Elected Politics Tackles a Tough Question Copper Smith

_{October 13, 2008 | Listicles}
"Yo' Momma" Jokes, as Told by Nerds Greg Boose

_{October 10, 2008 | Fiction}
Big Deal! I Sold a Little Weed to Give My Kids a Better Future … Eric Feezell

_{October 9, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Happy Yom Kippur

_{October 9, 2008 | Etc.}
Food for Thoughtlessness

_{October 9, 2008 | Listicles}
Hobo or Fast Food Entrée? Chris Elzinga

_{October 9, 2008 | Listicles}
Unpopular Summer Treats Mark Peters

_{October 9, 2008 | Listicles}
Ways of Having One's Hashbrowns That Have Been Removed from the Waffle House Repertoire for One Reason or Another Lucas Klauss

_{October 7, 2008 | Letter from the Editors}
Live (Sort of) Coverage (Well, Jokes) of the Presidential Town-Hall Debate

_{October 7, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Debate Prep

_{October 4, 2008 | Poetry & Lyric}
Lines Composed During a Vice-Presidential Debate Aaron Belz

_{October 3, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Reminder: Tonight in Brooklyn, Get Your Y.P.R. On!

_{October 3, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Underrated Indecision^*

_{October 2, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Veep This

_{October 1, 2008 | Fiction}
I'm Sad to Announce the Final Strip of Love Is ... Dirk Voetberg

_{September 30, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Reading. Drinking. Friday. Brooklyn.

_{September 30, 2008 | Fiction}
A Thorough Exegesis of the Opening Credits to Laverne & Shirley (The Wisconsin Years) Ed Murray

_{September 29, 2008 | Poetry & Lyric}
William Carlos Williams Is a Really Bad Roommate Mollie Wells

_{September 26, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Four-Year Flashback: Closing Statements from the Castaways’ Presidential Debate

_{September 25, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Yankee Pot Roast Hits Up Rockland

_{September 24, 2008 | Listicles}
Questions from Val Kilmer upon Being Tapped to Provide the Voice of KITT for NBC's New Knight Rider Series Joe Gullo

_{September 23, 2008 | Fiction}
I Can't Wait for You to Meet My Panther Colin Nissan

_{September 21, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Ooonder ’ated on the Radio

_{September 19, 2008 | Listicles}
Rival Gangs Considered, but Ultimately Rejected, for the 1979 film The Warriors Dan Alamia

_{September 18, 2008 | Fiction}
Welcome Back to the Official Message Board of Al-Qaeda Pete Reynolds

_{September 17, 2008 | Listicles}
Two (2) Listicles

_{September 17, 2008 | Listicles}
More Names for Racehorses Expected to Have Undistinguished Careers Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{September 17, 2008 | Listicles}
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People I Know Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{September 16, 2008 | Letter from the Editors}
Dog Poll Results, 2008

_{September 13, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
D.F.W., R.I.P.

_{September 12, 2008 | How To}
Avoiding the 120 Days of Sodom: A 12-Step Program Fortunato Salazar

_{September 11, 2008 | Fiction}
Sometimes I Think about Eating You Sam Pink

_{September 10, 2008 | How To}
11 Words That Sound Offensive, But Aren't Adam Laceky

_{September 9, 2008 | Fiction}
Since When Is Rampant Incompetence a Valid Reason for Dismissal? Michael Baylis

_{September 8, 2008 | Fiction}
Remember the Children Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{September 7, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
What if We Were to Tell You We Had a Very Funny Thing Called "Entourage Chat Room"? Is That Something You Might Be Interested In?

_{September 5, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Back to School (tergum ut schola)

_{September 5, 2008 | Fiction}
Johnny Macklin’s Persuasive Essay for English 101A Theodore Carter

_{September 4, 2008 | Listicles}
Rejected Sympathy Card Sentiments Dena Taylor

_{September 3, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
G.O.P. Potpourri

_{September 1, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Four-Year Flashback: Y.P.R.'s R.N.C. in N.Y.C. MMIV

_{August 29, 2008 | Fiction}
I'd Like to Say a Few Words Before I Begin Drumming Mot Trablett

_{August 28, 2008 | How To}
How to Get Thrown Out of Your Eight-Year-Old Son's Little League Baseball Game T.J. Szafranski

_{August 27, 2008 | Etc.}
Science & Medicine

_{August 27, 2008 | Listicles}
Unfortunate Typos in My Research Manuscript Draft Timon Buys & Ian Wilson

_{August 27, 2008 | Listicles}
Rock Band or Human Ailment? David Semeniuk

_{August 27, 2008 | Listicles}
F.A.Q. Answers from The "What's Going on with My Body?" Book for Girls, by Dr. Harold Iskis, Family Research Council Lucas Klauss

_{August 26, 2008 | How To}
Dating and Relationship Advice from the Guy Who Honks His Horn Repeatedly While Slowly Driving Past Women Copper Smith

_{August 25, 2008 | Fiction}
Get Quit! Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{August 22, 2008 | Fiction}
But, Mooooom, I Was Photoshopped. Emily Winter

_{August 21, 2008 | Fiction}
Let's Make a Baby Sam Pink

_{August 20, 2008 | Art}
How to (F)Lie Alexander Neuscheler

_{August 20, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Y.P.R. on the Radio Tonight!

_{August 19, 2008 | Fiction}
Unpopular Brian Beatty

_{August 18, 2008 | Interviews}
Who Is ScriptGirl?

_{August 16, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
The Simpsons, via Y.P.R., via Cracked

_{August 16, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
The Underrated Book and the State of Oregon Declare Mutual Appreciation.

_{August 15, 2008 | Fiction}
I Am Glad My Childhood Dreams Did Not Come True Russell Bradbury-Carlin

_{August 14, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Met the Authors

_{August 14, 2008 | Fiction}
I Don’t Understand Why My Amateur Party-Motivating Service Is Losing Business Eric Feezell

_{August 13, 2008 | Fiction}
Adventure on the Moors! A Brontë Choose Your Own Adventure Michael Baylis

_{August 12, 2008 | Fiction}
Zack and Miri Make a Pruno Fortunato Salazar

_{August 11, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Underrated Book Signing Tonight!

_{August 11, 2008 | Fiction}
The Dominatrix Decathlon Mike Damascus

_{August 8, 2008 | Fiction}
What I'm Listening To Bob Woodiwiss

_{August 7, 2008 | Fiction}
Flavor of Law Con Chapman

_{August 6, 2008 | Features}
Notorious!: Celebrity Listicles

_{August 6, 2008 | Listicles}
Autographed Items in Which the Item Is Precious and the Signer Is Famous but the Incongruity of Their Combination Diminishes Their Value

_{August 6, 2008 | Listicles}
Less Than Impressive Facts about Chuck Norris Michael Baylis

_{August 6, 2008 | Listicles}
Things I Suspect Carlos Mencia Has Stolen from Me, Other Than Jokes Jen Statsky

_{August 5, 2008 | Fiction}
Karmic Rejection Letters Jimmy Chen

_{August 4, 2008 | Features}
Las Listas Internacionales

_{August 4, 2008 | Listicles}
So, What Is Not an International Zionist Plot? Daniel Brauer

_{August 4, 2008 | Listicles}
European Hip-Hoppers Michael Baylis

_{August 4, 2008 | Listicles}
Spanish Words I Learned over Spring Break Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{August 1, 2008 | Poetry & Lyric}
Dr. Seuss Treats a Patient Colin Nissan

_{July 31, 2008 | Fiction}
Single-Celled and Loving It Rachel Andelman

_{July 30, 2008 | Pop Stars in Hotel Rooms}
The Four Pop Stars Steve Finbow

_{July 29, 2008 | How To}
So Now You're a Therapist Russell Bradbury-Carlin

_{July 28, 2008 | Poetry & Lyric}
I Don't Know Anything About the Floating Man in the Upstairs Window: Nine Poems Katelyn Sack

_{July 28, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Is It Shark Week Already?

_{July 25, 2008 | Fiction}
Pimposium: A Rediscovered Platonic Dialogue Jason Rhode

_{July 24, 2008 | Fiction}
Other Entities That Are Not Great, According to an Inebriated but Still Quite Formidable Christopher Hitchens Daniel McArdle

_{July 23, 2008 | Fiction}
Bush Feet Under James Connelly

_{July 22, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Picture It: Sicily, 1923

_{July 22, 2008 | Fiction}
Full Disclosure G. Xavier Robillard

_{July 20, 2008 | Design}
Neither Raw nor Delirious: Big. Red. Title.

_{July 19, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Mamma Vostra!

_{July 18, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Dark Knight Double Feature!

_{July 17, 2008 | Poetry & Lyric}
Excerpts from The Best American Poetry 2007: Rosie O’Donnell Edition Matthew Sewell

_{July 16, 2008 | Fiction}
Cormac McCarthy Sends in His Treatment of the Final Harry Potter Movie John Jasper Owens

_{July 15, 2008 | Listicles}
Over the Partition with Nary a Bounce: Home Run Calls I'd Love to Hear Daniel McArdle

_{July 14, 2008 | How To}
How to Convince the Widow from Accounting That the One-Night Stand Was "Part of Her Recovery" Jesse McLean

_{July 11, 2008 | How To}
Hot Summer Looks Courtesy of Hollywood Federico Garduño

_{July 9, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
How to (Re-)Write a Book

_{July 8, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Join Y.P.R. Tonight for the Underrated Book Launch Party

_{July 6, 2008 | Fiction}
Family Film Guide for the Week Beginning July 6, 2008 Jay Wexler

_{July 3, 2008 | How To}
Innovative Marriage Proposals Frank Ferri

_{July 2, 2008 | Fiction}
Congo: Land of Jungles Michael Swaim

_{July 1, 2008 | Etc.}
Godlessness!

_{July 1, 2008 | Listicles}
Ultimate Power Anthems of the Agnostic Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{July 1, 2008 | Listicles}
Things I Would Do if God Were Proven Nonexistent Chris Elzinga

_{June 29, 2008 | Art}
Coming Soon from Pixar: Chen·E

_{June 27, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Deadspun

_{June 24, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Underrated Hits Bookstores Today!

_{June 23, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
R.I.P., George Carlin

_{June 16, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Announcing Y.P.R.'s New Book: Underrated: The Yankee Pot Roast Book of Awesome Underappreciated Stuff

_{June 13, 2008 | Poetry & Lyric}
Stopping by Poop on a Summer Evening Michele Leavitt

_{June 12, 2008 | Fiction}
We Will Stop at Nothing to Acquire Your Swiffer Technology Daniel McArdle

_{June 11, 2008 | Fiction}
I’ve Decided to Start Acting More French Eric Feezell

_{June 10, 2008 | Listicles}
Lesser-Known Quotations from Famous People Zach Oberman

_{June 9, 2008 | Fiction}
Monster Island Welcomes You! Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{June 6, 2008 | Fiction}
Wise Words of Wisdom Pete Reynolds

_{June 5, 2008 | Listicles}
Names for Baby Girls Born to Chemists Timon Buys & Ian Wilson

_{June 5, 2008 | Listicles}
The Cruelest Nicknames in Modern Operatic History Daniel McArdle

_{June 4, 2008 | Fiction}
Stand and Evolve Miles Klee

_{June 3, 2008 | How To}
Superhero, Supervillain, or Supertramp? Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{June 2, 2008 | Fiction}
Excerpts from Marijuana Magazine's Special Issues Frank Ferri

_{May 30, 2008 | Letter from the Editors}
Sex and the City: Miami

_{May 29, 2008 | Listicles}
Hip Hopsticles Jimmy Chen

_{May 28, 2008 | Fiction}
The Rise and Decline of the Castro Régime, as Illustrated by Castro's Facial Hair Alexander Neuscheler

_{May 27, 2008 | Fiction}
New Rules for the N.B.A. Half-Court Challenge Frank Ferri

_{May 23, 2008 | Fiction}
If The Newlywed Game Had Been Hosted by a Talking Washing Machine Instead of Bob Eubanks ... Ryan Ridge

_{May 22, 2008 | Non-Fiction}
Tales to Admonish

_{May 22, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Indiana Jones and the Last Fucking One

_{May 21, 2008 | Poetry & Lyric}
Thirteen Ways of Looking at Super Mario Bros. Matthew Sewell

_{May 20, 2008 | Fiction}
Paris Hilton's Commencement Address to the University of Southern California Class of 2008 Shap Sweeney

_{May 19, 2008 | Fiction}
We Love to Fetish and It Shows Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{May 15, 2008 | How To}
An Important Message About Breast Health from Antonio Banderas Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{May 14, 2008 | Fiction}
Presidential Personal Ads Jen Statsky

_{May 13, 2008 | Fiction}
My Up-to-the-Minute Election Coverage Will Layman

_{May 12, 2008 | Fiction}
On a Deadline, The New Yorker's "Goings On About Town" Restaurant Reviewer Hits His Local McDonald's John Jasper Owens

_{May 9, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Mamma Mia!

_{May 8, 2008 | Fiction}
Happy Birthday from the Future Russell Bradbury-Carlin

_{May 7, 2008 | Fiction}
This Is Where We Keep Vivaldi's Body Greg Gerke

_{May 6, 2008 | Listicles}
Eggs on the Brunch Menu of the Restaurant I Probably Shouldn't Open Jocelyn Jane Cox

_{May 5, 2008 | Fiction}
The One-Room M.F.A. Program Thomas Hopkins

_{May 2, 2008 | Listicles}
Dirty Deeds Done Not So Dirt Cheap Tyler Stoddard Smith & Greg Boose

_{May 1, 2008 | Fiction}
Four Odes Ricky Garni

_{April 30, 2008 | Listicles}
Lives of the Mutant Ninja Turtles Lucas Klauss

_{April 29, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Grand Theft Oughtta

_{April 29, 2008 | Disquieting Modern Trends}
Disquieting Modern Trends: Dessert Edition Will Layman & Ed Fischer

_{April 28, 2008 | How To}
Some Tips on Identifying and Coping with Indigenous Nudity Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{April 25, 2008 | How To}
Which Saved by the Bell Character Are You? Nathan Thornton

_{April 24, 2008 | Fiction}
Nowhere Is My Paranoia More Evident Than in My E-Mail Confidentiality Notice Frank Ferri

_{April 23, 2008 | Etc.}
April Listicles

_{April 23, 2008 | Listicles}
Everything I Need to Know I Learned Watching Bravo Lydia Ondrusek

_{April 23, 2008 | Listicles}
Led Zeppelin's "Essential" Reading List: North American Tour, 1977 Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{April 23, 2008 | Listicles}
Classic Kung Fu Titles That Would Make for Some Disturbingly Bad Porn Daniel McArdle

_{April 22, 2008 | Fiction}
Julie Taymor's Youngest Brother Curtis Gets an Eyeful During His New York Visit David Hunter

_{April 21, 2008 | Non-Fiction}
Rethinking Kosher Wines Tyler Stoddard Smith & Matt Terl

_{April 18, 2008 | Fiction}
The Tyra Banks Show Seder Mick Stingley

_{April 18, 2008 | Calendrical Happenings}
Passovers Past

_{April 17, 2008 | Fiction}
I Am an Aspiring Blurb Writer Copper Smith

_{April 16, 2008 | Fiction}
Diary of a Radioactive, Flesh-Eating Teen Zombie Kurt Luchs

_{April 15, 2008 | Listicles}
Platypus-Based Expressions to Disarm Friend & Foe Alike Daniel McArdle

_{April 14, 2008 | How To}
Recipe for Disaster Pete Reynolds

_{April 11, 2008 | Poetry & Lyric}
The Dinosaur in My Living Room Is Fred: Seven Poems Katelyn Sack

_{April 10, 2008 | Fiction}
What a Deal or No Deal Model Is Thinking Frank Ferri

_{April 9, 2008 | Fiction}
Grimwald and the Dwarven Curse: A Mitch Gavelneck Fantasy by John Grisham Michael Swaim

_{April 8, 2008 | Fiction}
Alan Roney: Tourette Syndrome–Afflicted Jurassic Park Tour Guide Eric Feezell

_{April 7, 2008 | Fiction}
Excerpts from Amelia Bedelia Joins CTU Trevor Macomber

_{April 4, 2008 | Fiction}
William Faulkner Questions George Dickel's Charge on His Credit Card Bill Frank Pittenger

_{April 3, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
You Mean They Have Humor on the Internet Now?

_{April 3, 2008 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Birthday, Alec Baldwin!

_{April 3, 2008 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Birthday, Jane Goodall

_{April 3, 2008 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Birthday, Wayne Newton!

_{April 2, 2008 | Listicles}
Popular Adages from Surly Richard's Almanack Lucas Klauss

_{April 1, 2008 | Calendrical Happenings}
Opening Day Rain Delay

_{March 31, 2008 | Listicles}
Most Tortured Pitchfork Descriptions of Singers' Voices Michael Rottman

_{March 30, 2008 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Birthday, Tracy Chapman!

_{March 30, 2008 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Birthday, Norah Jones!

_{March 28, 2008 | Fiction}
In Which a Newspaper Addresses Some Problems with Its Restaurant Critic Frank Ferri

_{March 27, 2008 | Listicles}
Yo-Momma-So-Fat Jokes Through the Ages Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{March 26, 2008 | Fiction}
Failures in Live-Blogging Jay Wexler

_{March 25, 2008 | Fiction}
Drunk Cat: The Unauthorized Story Jake Christie

_{March 24, 2008 | Fiction}
Notes My Mom Put in My Lunchbox Frank Ferri

_{March 21, 2008 | Fiction}
The Lord Bellingham Letters, 1580–1610 Michael Swaim

_{March 21, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Easterly Eggs

_{March 20, 2008 | Fiction}
Liam Gallagher Talks to John Lennon's Ghost David Oprava

_{March 20, 2008 | Listicles}
If the Beatles Were Jews Matthew Sewell

_{March 19, 2008 | Fiction}
Devil-cum-Shoeshine Boy Tells a Customer the Genesis of His Current Occupation Is a Bad Bargain with a Savvy Businessman Murray Brozinsky

_{March 18, 2008 | Fiction}
Market Wrap-up Ross Blanchard

_{March 18, 2008 | Letter from the Editors}
This Thing Looks Like That Thing, and Also, This Other Thing Also Looks Like That Other Thing from the Same Thing

_{March 17, 2008 | Fiction}
Calvary Cay Stephen Ausherman

_{March 14, 2008 | Fiction}
Hip-Hop Lit: New and Noteworthy Con Chapman

_{March 13, 2008 | Fiction}
Good Times: The Lost Episode Colin Nissan

_{March 12, 2008 | Non-Fiction}
Actual Excerpts From ... Matt Morrison

_{March 11, 2008 | Fiction}
Magneto, Master of Magnetism, Holds Open Tryouts for the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{March 11, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Family Hour w/ Auntie Sara (... w/ Geoff!)

_{March 10, 2008 | Non-Fiction}
Things I've Learned about the Harry Potter Series from the Online Slash Community Zachary Vora

_{March 7, 2008 | Photomontage}
Selections from The Golden Girls Exhibit, Part II: Modern Art

_{March 6, 2008 | Listicles}
Some HTML Tags and Text I Hope I Never Write Greg Boose

_{March 5, 2008 | Fiction}
Gordon Ramsay Has a Quiet Family Dinner at Home Michael Swaim

_{March 4, 2008 | How To}
Become an Undecided Voter! Jon Clarke

_{March 3, 2008 | Etc.}
March Listicles

_{March 3, 2008 | Listicles}
Topical Punch II: Kool-Aid Flavors of the Go-Go 80s That Never Quite Made It Mike Drach

_{March 3, 2008 | How To}
Hockey Terms: The Essential Guide to One of the Top 50 Most Popular Sports in America Frank Ferri

_{March 3, 2008 | Listicles}
Five Things Thomas Pynchon Will Never Say Daniel McArdle

_{March 3, 2008 | Listicles}
Tom Hanks Films, Arranged in Diminishing Vicinity to the Ocean Jimmy Chen

_{February 29, 2008 | Etc.}
A Half Decade of Pot Roast (Pt. V)

_{February 28, 2008 | Etc.}
A Half Decade of Pot Roast (Pt. IV)

_{February 27, 2008 | Etc.}
A Half Decade of Pot Roast (Pt. III)

_{February 26, 2008 | Etc.}
A Half Decade of Pot Roast (Pt. II)

_{February 25, 2008 | Etc.}
A Half Decade of Pot Roast

_{February 25, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Material to be Adapted Best

_{February 22, 2008 | Fiction}
The Acceptance Speech for Best Actor from a Talking Dog Created in a Government Laboratory for Undisclosed Reasons Luke Allen Hackney

_{February 22, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
We're Rooting for There Will Be No Country for Junold Men.

_{February 22, 2008 | Fiction}
Middle-Earth Customs Form Robert Isenberg

_{February 21, 2008 | Fiction}
Spring Semester Course Descriptions on Which My Attendance in the Fall May Have Had Some Influence Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{February 20, 2008 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Birthday, Sidney Poitier!

_{February 20, 2008 | How To}
Are You Conservative or Liberal? Michael Frissore

_{February 19, 2008 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Birthday, Justine Bateman!

_{February 18, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Presidents Day Sale

_{February 15, 2008 | Fiction}
Every Single Episode of Two and a Half Men Ralph Gamelli

_{February 14, 2008 | Fiction}
A David Foster Wallace Valentine Mick Stingley

_{February 13, 2008 | Fiction}
Niche Internet Dating Websites Michael Rottman & Jeff Szpirglas

_{February 13, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Notorious Be Mines

_{February 12, 2008 | Disquieting Modern Trends}
Disquieting Modern Trends: Post–Super Bowl 2008 Edition Will Layman & Ed Fischer

_{February 11, 2008 | Listicles}
More Less Traditional Mafia Hit Men Frank Ferri

_{February 10, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
The Grammys' 72nd Anniversary

_{February 8, 2008 | Fiction}
Gift Idea: Diary™ Derek Catermole

_{February 7, 2008 | How To}
The Complete Idjit's Guide to Old-West Cussin' David Jasper

_{February 6, 2008 | Listicles}
Less Traditional Mafia Hit Men Frank Ferri

_{February 5, 2008 | Fiction}
My Writers' Strike Diary Michael Rottman

_{February 4, 2008 | Fiction}
An Open Letter to the W.G.A. from the Hollywood Producers Ed Murray

_{February 4, 2008 | Letter from the Editors}
The Giants Win the Pennant! The Giants Win the Pennant!

_{January 31, 2008 | Disquieting Modern Trends}
Disquieting Modern Trends: Animation Edition Will Layman & Ed Fischer

_{January 31, 2008 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Super Bowl Stupor

_{January 30, 2008 | Fiction}
Bret Michaels Considers the Candidates Mick Stingley

_{January 30, 2008 | Listicles}
Post-9/11 Alternatives to No Fear Amol Ray

_{January 29, 2008 | Listicles}
The Best Damn Sports Show Period Presents the Top End-Zone Celebrations of 2007 Phil Andersen, C.P.A.

_{January 29, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Y.P.R. on the Radio

_{January 28, 2008 | Design}
Too Soon? Seann William Scott IS Heath Ledger in On the Ledge: The Legend of Heath Ledger

_{January 24, 2008 | Listicles}
Programs That the Discovery Channel Opted Not to Air During Shark Week Greg Boose

_{January 18, 2008 | Fiction}
My Attempts at Genre Fiction Occasionally Suffer from a Cavalier Approach to Research Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{January 17, 2008 | Fiction}
Notes on How My Irrational Fear of Organ-Harvesting Has Been Killing My Chances of Random Hookups in N.Y.C. Mick Stingley

_{January 16, 2008 | Fiction}
Jesus Loves You Copper Smith

_{January 14, 2008 | Fiction}
Afternoon Delight with James Taylor Gladstone

_{January 10, 2008 | Fiction}
A Public Message from the North American Soccer League Dale Dobson

_{January 3, 2008 | New & Noteworthy}
Defame This.

_{January 1, 2008 | Etc.}
That Was the Year That Was: Y.P.R.'s Best of 2007

_{December 24, 2007 | Fiction}
Police Log Regarding Christmas Eve Crime Spree Jon Methven

_{December 21, 2007 | Listicles}
Lesser Known Characters from Dickens's A Christmas Carol Laurence Hughes

_{December 20, 2007 | Fiction}
Recollections: A Christmas Panegyric, Barstow, California Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{December 19, 2007 | Fiction}
Amahl and the Night Visitors: A New Translation of the Timeless Classic Tale Vince LiCata

_{December 18, 2007 | Fiction}
The Sharper Image's "Secret Santa" Holiday Gift Exchange Should Not Be Taken Lightly Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{December 17, 2007 | Listicles}
A Treasury of Best-Loved Bolshevik Christmas Carols Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{December 14, 2007 | Fiction}
The Thoughts of a Ten-Year-Old, as Imagined by the Producers of Alvin and the Chipmunks Michael Swaim

_{December 13, 2007 | Fiction}
An Overdone Assassination Nick Carter

_{December 12, 2007 | Listicles}
My Problems with Story Problems Brian Beatty

_{December 12, 2007 | Listicles}
Blue Öyster Cult's Early Choices for Potential but Ultimately Discarded Band Names Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{December 11, 2007 | Listicles}
Short-Lived Reality TV Shows (If Television Had Existed Back Then) Dena Taylor

_{December 10, 2007 | Fiction}
Outing Inanimate Objects Loland Kapuchinski

_{December 7, 2007 | Fiction}
Hoyle's Modernized Rules for War Eric Feezell

_{December 6, 2007 | Fiction}
Rainer Maria Rilke’s Facebook Postings to a Young Poet Jesse McLean

_{December 5, 2007 | Calendrical Happenings}
Some Thoughts on Improving Hannukkah! Mick Stingley

_{December 4, 2007 | Fiction}
MTV Books Presents: Romeo & Juliet Dale Dobson

_{December 3, 2007 | Fiction}
More iPhone Commercials Frank Ferri

_{December 3, 2007 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Gawk This

_{November 30, 2007 | Fiction}
Breaking Up Is Hard to Queue G. Xavier Robillard

_{November 28, 2007 | Fiction}
Thank You for Contributing During My Podcast Pledge Drive Brian Beatty

_{November 27, 2007 | Fiction}
Jakob Neilson's Top Ten Design Mistakes in the Human Condition, 2007 Dave Housley

_{November 26, 2007 | Fiction}
Recommendation Letter: A Template Ethan Bernard

_{November 21, 2007 | Listicles}
Designer Dog Breeds: Rapper's Edition Nora Fussner

_{November 20, 2007 | Fiction}
Amazon Rankings of Children's Books by Christopher Hitchens Mick Stingley

_{November 20, 2007 | New & Noteworthy}
Yes, You'll Thank Him When You're the Coolest Cat at That Wedding or Bar Mitzvah

_{November 19, 2007 | Fiction}
Tribal Elders, It Will Take More Than a Mere Car Alarm to Thwart Indiana Jones Andrew Kiraly

_{November 10, 2007 | Letter from the Editors}
Mailer Meets Maker

_{November 6, 2007 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Rocking the WGA Strike, Pt. II

_{November 6, 2007 | Letter from the Editors}
How to Be Productive During a Writers' Strike

_{October 26, 2007 | New & Noteworthy}
Y.P.R.: Offically Nonrequired

_{October 25, 2007 | Fiction}
The Five Other People You Meet in Heaven Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{October 24, 2007 | Listicles}
Chance Cards in Liberty City Monopoly Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{October 23, 2007 | Fiction}
David Bowie's Rejected Proposals for New Rock n' Roll Alter Egos Libby Leonard

_{October 22, 2007 | Fiction}
A Very Tall Patriot Has Something to Tell You Eric Feezell

_{October 19, 2007 | Fiction}
Classic Nintendo Game Secrets Dale Dobson

_{October 18, 2007 | Fiction}
Hollywood's Most Hilarious Bleeps, Boners, and Flub-Ups: Nicolas Cage Edition Nathan Thornton

_{October 16, 2007 | Fiction}
Goth Round Table Jimmy Chen

_{October 12, 2007 | Disquieting Modern Trends}
Disquieting Modern Trends: The Leviathan Stirs in Defense of All That Is Holy Edition Will Layman & Ed Fischer

_{October 10, 2007 | Fiction}
Maybe I'm Taking This Whole "Who Are You" Shtick a Little Too Far Frank Ferri

_{October 8, 2007 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Happy Columbus Day (1492 Productions)

_{October 3, 2007 | Fiction}
The Gummy Bear Survival Guide Russell Bradbury-Carlin

_{October 1, 2007 | Listicles}
Drunken Comebacks I'll Remember to Say Next Time I'm Not So Drunk Andrew Kiraly

_{September 26, 2007 | Fiction}
Rejection Letters before They Were Famous Jimmy Chen

_{September 24, 2007 | Non-Fiction}
I Think I Need to Dispell Some Misconceptions about My Six-Foot-Tall Swedish Ladyfriend Who Happens to Be a Licensed Massage Therapist Mick Stingley

_{September 19, 2007 | Listicles}
Tongue Untwisters Geoff Haggerty & Chris Principe

_{September 17, 2007 | Fiction}
A Letter to Alan from Ted Savannah Schroll Guz

_{September 14, 2007 | Fiction}
The 1970s Joy of Sex Beard Guy Writes His Online Dating Profile David Hart

_{September 12, 2007 | Listicles}
Rod Stewart Songs Titles, Ordered to Tell the Story of His Public Life Katelyn Sack

_{September 10, 2007 | Fiction}
Test Your Cultural I.Q.: I Love Lucy Episode or Noam Chomsky Theorem? Jonathan Stern

_{September 6, 2007 | Fiction}
My Stunt-Book Pitches Currently under Review Mick Stingley

_{September 4, 2007 | Listicles}
What Various People Would Turn Into if, Subject to the Rules Established for the Care of Mogwai in the 1984 Movie Gremlins, They Were Fed after Midnight Andrew Kiraly

_{August 30, 2007 | Fiction}
Even Sexy Adventurers Get the Blues: A Dickerson P. Cockley Adventure Kenneth Schroeder

_{August 24, 2007 | Fiction}
Ponce de León Attempts to Play Off Not Finding the Fountain of Youth as if the Whole Thing Had Been a Joke Dan Klein

_{August 22, 2007 | Fiction}
Memorable Lines from Anti-Sniper Movies Brendon Lloyd

_{August 21, 2007 | How To}
How to Write Poetry Jamie Zerndt

_{August 17, 2007 | Fiction}
Current Choix de Menu from the Café de Dictateur Eric Feezell

_{August 16, 2007 | Fiction}
A Horse with No Name: The Rolling Stone Oral History Phil Andersen, C.P.A.

_{August 15, 2007 | Fiction}
Surgeon General's Warnings (If Hawkeye Pierce Were Surgeon General) Laurence Hughes

_{August 14, 2007 | How To}
Cormac McCarthy on How to Write a Pulitzer Prize Winning Novel Adam Lefton

_{August 13, 2007 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Rove Over

_{August 13, 2007 | Photomontage}
Portraits of Glee

_{August 13, 2007 | Fiction}
Comments on Last Night's Orgy Ross Wolinsky

_{August 10, 2007 | Photography}
Bambi's Friends Susan Chen

_{August 9, 2007 | Photomontage}
Selections from The Golden Girls Exhibit, Part I: The Old Masters

_{August 9, 2007 | Letter from the Editors}
The Y.P.R. Gift Shop

_{August 9, 2007 | Fiction}
Nixon and Cookie Monster: The Friendship That Transformed America James Warner

_{August 7, 2007 | Fiction}
Because I Wrestle Alligators: A Dickerson P. Cockley Adventure Kenneth Schroeder

_{August 6, 2007 | Fiction}
Items Edited Out of Cooking Shows Frank Ferri

_{August 3, 2007 | Fiction}
The Bourne Letters: Scranton, Pennsylvania, to Fort Lauderdale, Florida Dave Housley

_{August 2, 2007 | Fiction}
The Unhappy Life of Johnny Zapfinger, the Boy Who Could Shoot Lightning from His Finger Ralph Gamelli

_{July 21, 2007 | Listicles}
Prominent Organizations Whose Missions Would Change Drastically with the Addition of a Single Word Frank Ferri

_{July 20, 2007 | Etc.}
Harry Potter and the Deathly Chamber of the Secret Sorcerer's Order of the Hollow Half-Blood Phoenix Stone Goblet Fire Magic Muggle Presto Blah Blah Blah

_{July 19, 2007 | Fiction}
Safeway Jimmy Chen

_{July 18, 2007 | Fiction}
Too Stupid to be President Michael Fowler

_{July 16, 2007 | Fiction}
20th Century Fox's New Christian Mini-Studio FoxFaith Announces Its Planned Releases For 2008 Shap Sweeney

_{July 13, 2007 | Non-Fiction}
My Recent Rejection Slips, Rendered in the Same Manner in which Movie Advertisements Selectively Quote Reviews Andrew Kiraly

_{July 11, 2007 | Fiction}
Bar Mitzvah Speech Jeff Oliver

_{July 10, 2007 | Fiction}
Deleted Tales from Heinrich Hoffman's 1845 Der Struwwelpeter Greg White

_{July 9, 2007 | Fiction}
Great Moments in Inkdom James Famera

_{July 6, 2007 | Fiction}
The Small-Loan Conman John Hallmann

_{July 5, 2007 | Poetry & Lyric}
Rejected Submissions to Mother Goose's New and Improved Anthology of Classic Children's Nursery Rhymes Trevor Macomber

_{July 3, 2007 | Non-Fiction}
Things We Learned from Eunice and Marvin Weinstein after Buying Their Home in Suburbia Gladstone

_{July 2, 2007 | Fiction}
Other Children's Shows on Hamas TV

_{June 28, 2007 | Fiction}
Toy Stories Michael Rottman & Jeff Szpirglas

_{June 27, 2007 | Fiction}
You Were Walking a Golden Retriever Crossing SE corner of 47th and 9th (Midtown West) Nik De Dominic

_{June 27, 2007 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Die Hard with a Typewriter

_{June 26, 2007 | Fiction}
The Children's Last Best Hope Federico Garduño

_{June 25, 2007 | Fiction}
Sexual Frustrations in Your Town Anthony Jaffe

_{June 21, 2007 | Fiction}
Diary of a Hollywood Script Reader by Charlotte Perkins Gilman Ryan Mazer

_{June 21, 2007 | Recycled but Re-Relevant}
Icky Thumping

_{June 20, 2007 | Fiction}
Indiana Jones IV: Four Scenarios Laurence Hughes

_{June 18, 2007 | Fiction}
Ennio Morricone Composes the Soundtrack of My Life Phil Andersen, C.P.A.

_{June 15, 2007 | Fiction}
Notes for Jane Austen's Helter Skelter Dale Dobson

_{June 14, 2007 | How To}
How to Win at Pool Gareth Giles

_{June 12, 2007 | Fiction}
Raymond Carver Mad Libs Jesse Kavadlo

_{June 11, 2007 | How To}
How to Bluff Your Way Through a Heart Bypass Jesse McLean

_{June 8, 2007 | Fiction}
Why You Will Like Me, Probably Nathan Thornton

_{June 7, 2007 | Fiction}
A Glimpse into the Troubled Stream of Consciousness of Henry Purvis, 37, Also Known in World of Warcraft as Torvak Redhammer, 67th-Level Warrior Dwarf Andrew Kiraly

_{June 6, 2007 | Fiction}
Excerpts from 360-Degree Peer Review: Jack Bauer, Applebee's Assistant Manager Dave Housley

_{June 5, 2007 | Fiction}
Paris Hilton Writes to Governor Schwarzenegger from Jail Shap Sweeney

_{June 4, 2007 | Fiction}
Entourage Chat Room Brendon Lloyd

_{June 1, 2007 | Fiction}
Unwanted Ads Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{May 31, 2007 | Listicles}
Rejected Titles for Beyoncé's New Album, Inspired by Today® Contraceptive Sponge FAQs and the "Bubblestand" Episode of SpongeBob SquarePants William Walsh

_{May 25, 2007 | Fiction}
When Presidents Dream David Martin

_{May 24, 2007 | Fiction}
When I Am King, Reality TV Will Show Some Backbone Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{May 23, 2007 | Fiction}
Transcript: R.W.A. Secret Indoctrination Proceedings Dale Dobson

_{May 22, 2007 | Non-Fiction}
All I Really Need to Know I Learned from Kindergarten Cop Russell Bradbury-Carlin

_{May 21, 2007 | Fiction}
The Love Letters of Cintra Wilson and Dennis Miller Mick Stingley

_{May 16, 2007 | Fiction}
Further Proof That Citysearch is Useless Harris Bloom

_{May 8, 2007 | Listicles}
Ways in Which Tom Cruise Is Like Jesus Christ Matt Evans

_{May 2, 2007 | Fiction}
Bastards of the Universe Dale Dobson

_{April 18, 2007 | Fiction}
A Letter from Survivor Producer Mark Burnett to the Networks on Bringing History Back to Life Shap Sweeney

_{April 13, 2007 | Non-Fiction}
R.I.P., K.V. Jr.

_{April 2, 2007 | Listicles}
The Secret Keyboard Shortcuts of Tuesdays with Morrie Author Mitch Albom Andrew Kiraly

_{March 23, 2007 | Fiction}
Kim Kardashian and Ray J Sex Tape Transcript: Spoiler Warning Frank Ferri

_{March 21, 2007 | Fiction}
A Walking Tour of St. Petersburg and Environs with Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky Steve Finbow

_{March 16, 2007 | How To}
Reading Tips for Thomas Pynchon's Against the Day Jake Tuck

_{March 14, 2007 | Fiction}
Vanity Fair Feature Ledes for 2007–8 Mick Stingley

_{March 13, 2007 | Fiction}
A Note from Donald Rumsfeld to Robert Gates on How to Win the Iraq War (After Watching All 92 Episodes of Tranzor Z) Tom McGlaughlin

_{March 12, 2007 | Fiction}
Ad Script for Masterpiece Theatre: The Game First-Person Shooter for the Xbox 360 Andrew Kiraly

_{March 12, 2007 | Poetry & Lyric}
Dear John I.M. Aaron Belz

_{March 8, 2007 | Fiction}
History Comes Alive at Colonial Williamsburg, Brooklyn! Kathy Salerno

_{March 6, 2007 | Fiction}
Sunday Brunch with Arcade Fire Marc Peacock Brush

_{March 5, 2007 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Birthday, Penn Jillette!

_{March 4, 2007 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Birthday, Chastity Bono!

_{March 2, 2007 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Birthdays, John Irving and Tom Wolfe!

_{March 1, 2007 | Fiction}
Before They Worked for Fanta Eric Feezell

_{March 1, 2007 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Birthday, Harry Belafonte!

_{March 1, 2007 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Birthday, Ja Rule!

_{February 24, 2007 | Birthday Cards to Celebrities}
Happy Birthday, Steve Jobs!

_{February 23, 2007 | Fiction}
Form Letter Rejection from the Magazine Every Day with Rachael Ray Theodore Carter

_{February 22, 2007 | Fiction}
Timm Angel, Cleanfreak: The Uncut DVD Tyler Stoddard Smith

_{February 21, 2007 | Fiction}
Theatrical Terms and Trivia Federico Garduño

_{February 20, 2007 | Fiction}
Birth Announcement Jeff Oliver

_{February 16, 2007 | Fiction}
crapbooking! David Jasper

_{February 15, 2007 | Disquieting Modern Trends}
Disquieting Modern Trends: Not So Super Bowl Edition 2007 Will Layman & Ed Fischer

_{February 14, 2007 | Non-Fiction}
Vaguely Valentines Martha Miles

_{February 14, 2007 | Poetry & Lyric}
Two Romantic Poems Greg Schwartz

_{February 13, 2007 | New & Noteworthy}
Valentine's Day Massacre

_{February 13, 2007 | Fiction}
My One and Only Dan Klein

_{February 12, 2007 | Fiction}
Letter of Directions David Martin

_{February 9, 2007 | Disquieting Modern Trends}
Disquieting Modern Trends: Meta-Holiday Edition Will Layman & Ed Fischer

_{February 8, 2007 | Fiction}
Neil Strauss: Updated Notes on The Game for Astronauts Mick Stingley

_{February 7, 2007 | Fiction}
Now That I'm an International Jewel Thief Ralph Gamelli

_{February 6, 2007 | New & Noteworthy}
Potty Cam

_{February 6, 2007 | Listicles}
Things You May Exclaim After Tumbling Down a Flight of Stairs That Turn Out to Be Made Entirely of Funnel Cake Lucas Held

_{February 5, 2007 | Fiction}
Some Editorial Changes Robert Isenberg

_{January 29, 2007 | Fiction}
Beavis and Butt-Head Do Beckett Eric Feezell

_{January 26, 2007 | Fiction}
Design Notes for the Richard Ford "Existence Period" Roller Coaster in Haddam, New Jersey Andrew Kiraly

_{January 24, 2007 | Fiction}
An American Casanova in New York, by Balthus Poindexter: A Reading Group Guide Thomas Hopkins

_{January 22, 2007 | Fiction}
My Court-Ordered Apology Mike Richardson-Bryan

_{January 12, 2007 | Fiction}
Notes Toward a Monograph Entitled “The Secret World of The Honeymooners: A Study in Sexual Perversion” Larry Gaffney

_{December 24, 2006 | Etc.}
The Ghosts of Christmas Past

_{December 22, 2006 | Fiction}
Christmas Correspondence Between Advice Columnist “Mother Wisdom” and a Disgruntled Reader Gladstone

_{December 21, 2006 | Poetry & Lyric}
Frosty's Lament George Motisher

_{December 20, 2006 | Fiction}
The Case of the London Terrorists Michael Fowler

_{December 19, 2006 | Fiction}
Famous Comics Speak Out on Handling Hecklers Shap Sweeney

_{December 14, 2006 | Fiction}
Teri Hatcher Wants John Bolton to Know That She Once Suffered a Career Slump, Too Ellie Kemper

_{December 13, 2006 | Fiction}
The Day I Interviewed Lloyd Dobler Gladstone

_{December 12, 2006 | Fiction}
In Your Eyes Charlie Nadler

_{December 11, 2006 | Fiction}
Magician Doug Henning Has Something on His Mind Russell Bradbury-Carlin

_{December 8, 2006 | Fiction}
George Allen Addresses the Modern Language Association's Annual Conference Jessica Francis Kane

_{December 7, 2006 | Fiction}
You Are Cordially Invited ... Jake Christie

_{December 6, 2006 | Fiction}
One Amateur Writer's In-Depth Analysis Of A First Grader's Creative Writing Exercise Trevor Macomber

_{December 5, 2006 | Disquieting Modern Trends}
Disquieting Modern Trends: Our Languor Is Broken by the Crumbling of Society (Cha-Cha) Edition Will Layman & Ed Fischer

_{December 4, 2006 | Fiction}
The Iceman You Didn’t Hear About Daniel Byard Cox

_{December 1, 2006 | Fiction}
Unacceptable Brian Beatty

_{November 30, 2006 | Fiction}
Zach de la Rocha Performs the Preschool Poetry Slam Circuit Eric Feezell

_{November 28, 2006 | Fiction}
Samuel Pepys Visits the Wisconsin Dells Dale Dobson

_{November 27, 2006 | Fiction}
A Moral Pharmacist G. Xavier Robillard

_{November 22, 2006 | Etc.}
Gobble, Gobble

_{November 20, 2006 | Non-Fiction}
Good Times, Bad Times David Martin

_{November 14, 2006 | Fiction}
From Ye Drye Cleanner Dale Dobson

_{November 10, 2006 | New & Noteworthy}
Ruined Music

_{November 10, 2006 | Listicles}
If Mice Could Speak Gladstone

_{November 8, 2006 | Fiction}
Selected Letters from Peter Cook's Correspondence with Dudley Moore, 1967-1995 Trevor Seigler

_{November 7, 2006 | Fiction}
Mutant 70s Television Hybrids Dale Dobson

_{November 3, 2006 | Fiction}
Fashion Preview: Four Styles You Should Expect to See Hipsters Wearing This Fall Doug Dean

_{November 1, 2006 | Fiction}
How Various Michael J. Fox Roles Would Be Different Had Rush Limbaugh Instead Been Cast Teddy Wayne

_{October 31, 2006 | Fiction}
Give Us Treats Gabrielle Sierra

_{October 30, 2006 | Fiction}
Former Gawker Editor Jessica Coen's First Day at Vanity Fair Online Mick Stingley

_{October 27, 2006 | Fiction}
Phil Keoghan Shakes Things Up at the Mat Michael Rottman

_{October 27, 2006 | New & Noteworthy}
This Monday--A Very Special Evening Full of Fright, Bea, and Literary Buffoonery

_{October 25, 2006 | Fiction}
The Warning Label I Recently Neglected to Read Jocelyn Jane Cox