— Sand teeth
— Think of rhyme to finish that “Swishy Inbred Monarch” poem
— Give John Adams a Melvin
— Go uptown with Jefferson to pick up some honeys
— Organize annual slave/overseer softball game
— Check in with Betsy re: flag
— Get gay-looking white wig adjusted
— Get key and kite back from Franklin
— Sleep somewhere; hang plaque declaring as such
— Shoot some redcoats
— Chop down that gnarled old cherry tree. Blame Franklin.
— See if those Indians fall for another treaty
— Skinny-dip in the Potomac
— Slip Martha the old Washington monument