Thursday, December 25, 2008

Christmas Tales by Dickens, Ellis, & Lenin!

Bret Easton Ellis’s An American Psycho Christmas


Saks
“Joy to the World” is being piped in over the din of the late afternoon crush at Saks Fifth Avenue and I am cursing the fact that I have to wait so long for the clerk to return with my credit card …

Lesser Known Characters from Dickens’s A Christmas Carol


Bedelia
Opportunistic scullery maid in the Christmas Future sequence. While the other domestics try to pawn their late master’s watch fob and bed curtains, Bedelia attempts to profit from Scrooge’s death by harvesting his organs and selling them on the black market …

A Treasury of Best-Loved Bolshevik Christmas Carols


O Come, All Ye Fearful …

Fiction
Lolita's Grown-up Xmas: Producers' Notes A forbidden attraction. An unthinkable love. A predictably damaged victim who's become the perpetrator, because that's how it always goes in these things.
Fiction
Harold & Kumar Have Xmas Dinner at Naval Station Guantánamo Bay Harold planned to spend Xmas day watching Jean-Claude Van Damme movies.
How To
Your Onion Web Video Writing Application Delusion of Being Jesus Christ Falls to Second Place Behind the Delusion of Being Parker Posey The prestigious journal Nature is reporting today that the number of schizophrenics who believe they are Jesus Christ was surpassed on December 8...

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