Monday, December 17, 2007
A Treasury of Best-Loved Bolshevik Christmas Carols
by Mike Richardson-Bryan
O Come, All Ye Fearful
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas Would Look if Christmas Wasn’t an Outlawed Bourgeois Holiday
I Saw Mommy Snitch on Santa Clause
Over the River and Through the Woods, Our Jackbooted Thugs Will Still Find You
Let It Snow. Or Else
It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year. The Central Committee Says So. Do You Doubt the Central Committee, Comrade?
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town OF HIS OWN FREE WILL
Joy to the World (Except Ukraine)
All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth, and, if It’s Not Too Much Trouble, My Thumbs
Winter Wonderland (Siberian Marching Song)
Mike Richardson-Bryan used to be a lawyer, but he's all better now. No, really. His work has also appeared on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, in the pages of Cracked, Stitches, and The Wittenburg Door, and recently appeared in The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2007. He lives in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada with one wife and two dogs.
