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SPAM Museum April 11, 2003 Dear Spam, I love your meatlike product! It is delicious! I've eaten a spambled-eggs breakfast five days a week since '58. These days, I can't even stomach the taste of real pork anymore! I'm not kosher or anything, but give me Spam over God's genuine pork any day! I can't believe you got your own Museum! Just like the dinosaur bones and the Picassos and Da Vincis! You're a genuine chunk of Americana, Spam. The Spam Museum! Wham! Zam! It's Spam! My grandson Zachary tells me you can get Spam by e-mail now. How interesting and exciting! How does this work? I've just bought myself a computer and I will be hooking it up sometime this summer. The e-mail address I will pick is: "Grandpa J @ AOL.Com." Can you e-mail me Spam so I have some waiting for me when I hook it up? How do I go about actually getting the Spam in my hands? Do I have to take my e-mail to the post office? Thank you, Spam! Ka-zam! Spam! Sincerely, Josh Abraham |
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