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G O N E   F I S H I N ' BY YANKEE POT ROAST While Y.P.R. is away, please help yourself to these lyrics by Color Me Badd: Come inside take off your coat I'll make you feel at home Now let's pour a glass of wine cuz now we're all alone I've been waiting for you girl just let me hold you close to me Cuz I've been dying for you girl to make love to me Girl you make me feel real good We can do it til we both wake up Girl you know I'm hooked on you And this is what I'll do I wanna sex you All night You make me feel good I wanna rub you down I wanna sex you up Let me take off all your clothes Disconnect the phone so nobody knows Let me light a candle So we can make it better Makin love until we drown Girl you know it feels real good We can do it til we both wake up Girl you know I'm hooked on you And this is what I'll do I wanna sex you up Makin' love until we drown I wanna sex you up All I wanna do is I wanna sex you up All night Girl you make me feel good I wanna rub you down I wanna sex you up Make sweet lovin all night long I wanna sex you up Feels so right it can't be wrong Don't be shy girl rescue me I wanna sex you up Open up your heart and I'll set you free © Color Me Badd, Inc. MORE DAILY PIECES