EASTER FUNDAY AT HEF'S MANSION
It's egg-rollin' time!
What's in your basket?
Where's my bonnet?
Glazed hams!
Who wants to hide an Easter egg somewhere on my person?
Bunnies!
Can you find something pastel colored?
Now, I shall rise from the dead.
NEW FROM THE MAKERS OF MARSHMALLOW PEEPS
Marshmallow Pimps
Marshmallow Hos
Marshmallow Crips
Marshmallow Bloods
Marshmallow Homies
Marshmallow Babies' Mamas
Marshmallow Babydaddys
Sean "Marshmallow" Combs
THE LAST SUPPER
[ courtesy Denny's ]
Andrew: Meat Lover's Skillet
Diced ham, bacon and sausage over seasoned country-fried potatoes. Topped with shredded Cheddar and two eggs* any style.
Bartholomew: Mushroom-Swiss Burger
Topped with sliced mushrooms sautéed in garlic and herbs.
James: Slim Slam®
Deliciously low-fat. Scrambled egg beaters®, a slice of grilled honey ham and two hotcakes with blueberry or cherry or strawberry topping. (Less than 15 grams of fat.)
James the Lesser: Dennysaur Chicken Nuggets
Four dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets in a basket. Served with French fries and dippin' sauce (BBQ or Honey Mustard)
Jesus: Lumberjack Slam®
Three hotcakes, grilled honey ham, two bacon strips, two sausage links and two eggs*, hashed browns or grits and choice of bread.
John: Original Grand Slam Breakfast®
Two hotcakes, two eggs, two bacon strips, two sausage links and too famous for words.
Judas: BBQ Chicken Sandwich
Seasoned grilled chicken breast topped with Cheddar cheese and a stack of thin, crisp onion rings on a sesame seed bun with lettuce, tomato slices and a sweet hickory spread. Served with a side of BBQ sauce.
Matthew: Albacore Tuna Melt
Albacore tuna salad on grilled sourdough with lettuce, tomato and American cheese.
Peter: Chicken Fajita Skillet
Seasoned country-fried potatoes, a two-egg omelette, grilled strips of boneless chicken breast, peppers, onions and Cheddar. Served with salsa.
Philip: Patty Melt
With sautéed onions on grilled rye.
Simon: Moons Over My Hammy®
Ham and scrambled egg sandwich with Swiss and American cheese on grilled sourdough. Your choice of hashed browns or grits.
Thaddeus: Deluxe Caesar Salad with Grilled Chicken Breast
Crisp romaine lettuce with a creamy, classic Caesar dressing and crunchy croutons.
Thomas: Country-Fried Steak
Two golden-fried chopped beef steaks with country gravy.
*Eggs and steaks are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
