MIDDLE-EARTH NAMES THAT COULD BE YIDDISH
Gimli (n.) - Foolish person.
Synonyms: yutz, nebbish, shmendrick
My nephew, Nathan, such a good heart, but, oy, what a gimli.
Pippin (n.) - Penis (diminutive).
Synonyms: Schmuck, putz, schmecke
Always schedule a bris in early in the morning; you don't want the moyel should have to many glasses of wine as the day goes on, he'll slip with the knife and butcher the baby's pippin.
Gandalf (interj.) - Oh heavens!
Similar: Oy vey! Oy gevalt!
Oy gandalf! What a shondah!
Bilbo (n.) - A big nose.
Synonym: schnoz
She could have such a pretty punim, if not for that bilbo! Oy, what a meiskiet.
Frodo (v.t.) - Throw it away!
Feh! That whitefish stinks like death! Frodo! In the trash, and the trash can out the window!
Smeagol (n.) - A bagel overloaded with cream cheese and lox, with the cream cheese squishing through the vortex.
[Etymology: shmear + bagel; early 1800s, Poland]
Oy gandalf, I'm stuffed. I ate a smeagol so big if you saw it, you'd jump out the window.
Éowyn (n.) - A tall, svelte Aryan, usually blonde and blue-eyed.
Charlize Theron? Now there's an eowyn to bring home to your mother. What a looker!
Gollum (n.) - Lower back pain, esp. from lifting something heavy.
[Not to be confused with golem: a demonic monster made of earth and clay.]
I'd help you with the packages but I have a gollum like the end of the world. You should never know such pain. Oy gandalf!
Gríma Wormtongue(n.) - 1. A filthy mouth; 2. A person who swears.
Who ever heard such a grima wormtongue on such a young boy? Your mother should be ashamed.
