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S T R I P   T H I S !

BY
YEARDLY P. RALEIGH



CANDY BARS THAT WOULD BE GOOD NAMES FOR STRIPPERS

Payday
Mounds
Special Dark
Milky Way
Krackel
Peppermint Pattie
100 Grand
Rolo
Almond Joy
Junior Mints
Caramello
Baby Ruth
Kit-Kat
Nutter Butter
Fifth Avenue

[Male Only:]
Chunky
Watchamacalit
Mr. Goodbar
Oh Henry!

MAKES OF AUTOMOBILES THAT COULD BE NAMES OF STRIP CLUBS

Escort
Caprice
Fiesta
Mustang
Hummer
Probe
Testarosa
Nash Rambler
Marquis
Miata
Viper
Neon
Sundance
Prelude
Diamante
Coupe DeVille
El Dorado
Benz
Park Avenue
New Yorker
Malibu
Model T
Wrangler
Ram
Skylark
Iroc
300E

TOOLS AND SUPPLIES THAT CAN BE USED TO BUILD THE STRIP CLUB THAT ALSO NAME THINGS THAT MAY HAPPEN INSIDE THE STRIP CLUB ONCE IT'S BUILT

Nail
Screw
Nut
Bolt
Drill
Hammer
Punch
Wood
Tool box
Wrench
Jackhammer
Gimlet
Molly
Shellac
Silicone
Hoe





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