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February 21, 2003       |       Today's Terrorist Threat Level: ORANGE!       |       Happy Birthday, Jennifer Love Hewitt

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C H A   C H A   C H A

BY
NICK JEZARIAN


Grandfather
I think about you when Autumn blesses us with the scent of freshly picked apples,
As it wafts through the crisp fall air.

I sense your spirit looking down upon me.
I can see your strong hands--
    Well defined,
        Masculine,
Yet capable of the gentlest touch.

I remember how your broad smile
Would warm the room.

But what I remember the most,
Is the way you would let a screaming fart
        RRIIIIIIPPPPPPP
In public.

And proudly whisper,
        For only you and I to hear,
Cha, Cha, Chaaaaaaaaaa……



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