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A   S H O R T   F I L M   T H A T   W I L L
B E   R A T E D   ' R ' ,   F O R   N U D I T Y ,
D R U G   U S E ,   A D U L T   L A N G U A G E ,
A N D   E X C E S S I V E   V I O L E N C E ,
I N   T H A T   O R D E R

BY
RAY STILLMAN


FADE IN:

INT. AN APARTMENT - NIGHT

It's 1985: The place is decorated in hot pink and turquoise. A Garfield telephone is on the desk, beside an unsolved Rubik's cube. The TV is on mute, and Duran Duran plays on the stereo.

TIFFANY (22, sexy little thing) is naked. She snorts cocaine off a Hello Kitty mirror.

CHAD (22, rugged good looks) walks in. He wears a sports jacket over a T-shirt and no socks.

CHAD
Hey, is that "Scarface" you're watching? Turn it up!

He picks up the remote and un-mutes the TV.

AL PACINO (ON TV)
Fuck you!

Tiffany grabs a gun from behind the Garfield telephone and shoots Chad in the face.

FADE OUT.

THE END



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