— Cry when they don’t get what they want
— Make funny sounds on their backs
— Hold your hand really freaking hard
— Get everything wet in a semi-disgusting yet endearing kind of way
— Love tits
Katelyn Sack is a writer, musician, and painter currently residing in Charlottesville. Her art has been displayed in numerous venues, and her writing has appeared or is pending publication in Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The Science Creative Quarterly, and Opium Magazine. She would like a book deal, please.