Wednesday, April 28, 2010

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Sample Greeting Card Copy from Deadbeat Husbands

David Henne & Dan Young

I’m sorry that bottle hit your face.

I’m sorry I hit you at Arby’s.

I’m sorry you saw me with that skank at the office Christmas party.

I’m sorry I hit you in front of your mother.

I’m not giving up on us.

Dan Young is a would-be writer who foolishly sold his soul for a job in reality television and half a chicken sandwich. To this day he regrets not holding out for some mustard as well.
David Henne lives and works in New York. He’s the one in the green jacket.

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More Thirty-Second Mysteries with Jaguar Jones!

Davy DeGreeff

Jaguar Jones, detective-for-hire extraordinaire, stopped in his tracks at the shrill sound of a woman screaming in distress. Local buxom young vixen, Brittany McBongos, burst through her front door wearing only a towel and ran straight into Jaguar’s arms.

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Google Maps Gives Me Directions

Ralph Gamelli

FROM: My apartment TO: Girlfriend's apartment Head north at Broad St. – 1.9 mi Take ramp onto US-5 N – 4.2 mi Take exit 3 toward Glenview – .2 mi Turn left at Lathrop St – 1.6 mi Arrive...

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