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Great Works of Literature AutoSummarized by Microsoft Office Word 2003 Edition

Great Expectations

man. unconscious Joe. Joe
time.
Joe. “If
man. That, if Joe knew
“Yes, Joe.”
“No, Joe.”
“No, Joe.”
“Yes, Joe.”
time. man.”
“Joe!” hand. “Yes, Joe. “Yes, Joe. it, Joe?”
Joe demanded.
“If you
at Joe’s. time. If
times. time. Little
times? Joe. If the
little. time. time. into Joe. man!”
“Yes, Joe.”
“Living, Joe?”
Joe nodded. “See, Joe! noble Joe!”

Swan’s Way

time. time.
Swann? Swann
Swann?”
Swann never
If, then, Swann
Swann. Swann.
Odette
Swann
If,
Odette. Odette
Odette. Swann
Swann
time. Swann. Mme. Swann!

Notes from the Underground

time. lived. If, for instance, some
Gentlemen,
man go? gentlemen? “I love thought,
Zverkov. “Simonov! Never mind! time. time. through love. Love! “What if she
understand? Answer!”
If you
time. man.

Moby-Dick

“WHALE. “WHALE. WHALE.
WHALE, 1839.
WHALE.
Whale. white whale. whaling. whale. whales. sperm whale. whale.”
Whale’s head. Whale’s head.
whale’s head? Whales. whale? whales. whale.
whale!

Ulysses

Bloom.
Bloom. Bloom.
Bloom. Bloom.

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