Yo momma so fat, she needs a wheelbarrow to turn the other cheek.
Yo momma so fat, when she tried to board the Ark, Noah said, “Whoa, we already have two elephants.”
Yo momma so fat, after tasting the forbidden fruit, she had to cover her shame with a banana leaf.
Yo momma so fat, when she crossed the Red Sea, Moses had to open an extra lane.
Yo momma so fat, when she accepted Jesus into her heart, it took him two weeks to find his way back out.
Yo momma so fat, when she was born, the priest had to baptize her in installments.
Yo momma so fat, when she was possessed, the Devil sprained his back trying to shake the bed.
Yo momma so fat, after 40 days and 40 nights of rain, her feet were still dry.
Yo momma so fat, when she lay down at the beach, a couple of fishermen cut her open looking for some guy named Jonah.
Yo momma so fat, she had to be born again by C-section.
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