Ninth Rule of Fight Club:
Help yourself to coffee and cake in the back—but, please, one slice per person.
Tenth Rule of Fight Club:
Clean up after yourselves. No one wants to lose because they slipped in someone else’s blood.
Eleventh Rule of Fight Club:
Please no mention of multiple personality disorder. (i.e., “Which one are you today?,” etc.)
Twelfth Rule of Fight Club:
We don’t beat people in your bathroom; please don’t pee in our basement.
Thirteenth Rule of Fight Club:
No smoking.
Daniel O’Keefe doesn’t need your charity. But he’ll take it. His work has been published here and in McSweeney’s and his angry, confusing letters have been reported to the authorities by the editors of Penthouse, Boy’s Life and Ladies’ Home Journal. Who are you to judge him?
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