Friday, November 27, 2009

— Calendrical Happenings —
Black Friday Doorbuster Specials at the Dollar Store!

Trevor Macomber is a corporate writer from Connecticut—and yes, that phrase sounds as schmucky to him as it does to you. When not busy fellating “the man,” Trevor enjoys updating his web log (or “weg,” as the kids are calling it) at WriteintheKisser.com. He also enjoys pepperoni calzones. So, you know, if you’re not gonna finish that …

— Poetry & Lyric —

Tone Lōc's "Where the Wild Thing Is"

Matt Sullivan

Grounded by my mom, sent to bed without dinner / So I float my boat in a sea of funky cold medina.

— Recycled but Re-Relevant —

Hallowe'en Rehash

My Rejected Submission to Cosmo's Halloween Issue, Entitled "How to Lose a Guy in One Spooky, Scary Night: Halloween Costumes for Those Wanting Out" and What Not to Give Trick-or-Treaters on Hallowe'en Night

— Fiction —

Tonight's Tasting Menu

Lucas Klauss

The flavor of the biscuit, infused with fennel and East European herbs, will be striking, perhaps even shocking, and may remind you of a moment of betrayal in your life. Additionally, it will cleanse your mouth.