Monday, October 5, 2009

— Recycled but Re-Relevant —
So, What Is Not an International Zionist Plot?

Daniel Brauer

by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran

1. Bamboo socks

2. Japanese visionary animator Hayao Miyazaki

3. Norway

4. Penguins*

5. Quality, Iranian-grown pistachios

* Live, not stuffed.

Daniel Brauer spent most of the last three years writing a novel, but in his spare time he translated official Iranian dispatches from the original F?rsi. His work has appeared in Pindeldyboz, and is forthcoming in Prairie Schooner.

— Fiction —

Dancing with the Lone Star

Tyler Stoddard Smith

The opening notes of Strauss fill the auditorium. Famed professional dancer Cheryl Burke makes a spectacular entrance in a Marie Antoinette ball gown, flipping her ruffles to reveal provocative pantaloons. From across the stage former Majority Leader Tom DeLay emerges from the bowels of a V-2 rocket.

— Recycled but Re-Relevant —

R.I.P., William Safire

Remembering the conservative wordsmith.

— Fiction —

The Status (Up)Date

Tyler Stoddard Smith & Greg Boose

Love in the age of social networking.

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