 | Jim is puuuumped for tonight! 18 hours ago · Comment · Like |
 | Suzie is picking out an outfit. Black or black? LOL 18 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Jim is I hope she’s as hot as back in high school. ;P 14 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Suzie is excited to see an old friend 14 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Jim is lost in Nob Hill. 11 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Suzie is waiting … 11 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Jim is looking for parking. 11 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Suzie is is is is is 11 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Jim is she seems pissed. 10 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Suzie ordered the expensive wine ;) 10 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Jim doesn’t care about Brangelina 10 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Suzie is college football and money college football and money college football and money. Ugh 10 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Jim just zinged the waiter. Ka-Boom! 10 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Suzie is whatevs 10 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Jim is she seems bored 10 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Suzie is is bored 10 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Jim needs more wine 10 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Suzie needs more wine 10 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Jim is SHOTS! 9 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Suzie hasn’t done a mind-eraser in years … 9 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Jim is skinny-dipping! 9 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Suzie is skinny-dipping! 9 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Jim is ooooouch. 2 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Suzie is hungover :( 2 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Jim is going to the doctor today … fingers xed!! 2 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Suzie is anxious about her appointment. 2 hours ago · Comment · Like |
| | Jim is damn, damn, damn, shit. There goes college. 1 hour ago · Comment · Like |
| | Suzie is :O :( 1 hour ago · Comment · Like |
| | Jim and Suzie are now listed as in a relationship. 3 minutes ago · Comment · Like |
Tyler Stoddard Smith’s works of fiction, non-fiction and poetry have been featured or are upcoming in The Best American Fantasy Writing, Pindeldyboz, The Bullfight Review, Box Car Poetry Review, Identity Theory, Yankee Pot Roast, Word Riot, Twixt, Monkeybicycle and McSweeney’s, among others. For more info, visit StoddardSmith.com. He also edits a political satire Web site, Demockeracy.com.
Greg Boose is a contributing writer to The Nervous Breakdown, and has appeared on The Big Jewel, Opium, Hobart, McSweeney’s, Feathertale, in The Believer, and in other fine and unfine print and online magazines. You can read many of his online writings by going to gregboose.com. He lives in Chicago.
Greg Boose is a contributing writer to The Nervous Breakdown, and has appeared on The Big Jewel, Opium, Hobart, McSweeney’s, Feathertale, in The Believer, and in other fine and unfine print and online magazines. You can read many of his online writings by going to gregboose.com. He lives in Chicago.
Dunne Done.
Upon returning to New York City, I attended a benefit for the Bichon Frisé Society, at the Puck Building, hosted this year by my good friend Liza Minnelli, (who looks better each time I see her); and a good friend of my son Griffin’s, Gwenyth Paltrow, the daughter of my good, old friend Blythe Danner. Many of New York's grande dames were in attendance, as well as a number of up-and-coming young actors, a few regulars from Page Six, and that rascal David Patrick Columbia. It is an event of star-studded revelry and finger food (catered by Mario Batali). 
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