Show the cat your collection of vintage Disney figurines and offer to trade one for his skin.
Tell the cat that skin is an unrealistic standard of beauty perpetuated by the media and Maybelline.
Assure the cat that Axl Rose has promised to release Chinese Democracy II upon successful receipt of skin.
Explain that snakes shed their skins every year, and that’s why people take them seriously.
Reverse psychology.
Mollie Wells is a retail copywriter and music consultant from Columbus, Ohio, where she lives a cozy little life with her husband and a kitten named Kitchen. She isn’t working on anything nearly as expansive as a book, but she does often blog for Bust Magazine.
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