Moved to Vermont with Ben & Jerry
Soaring with the angels on atomic Buffalo wings
Down the wrong pipe with foie gras
Kicked a bucket of the Colonel’s
Death by “Death by Chocolate”
Expiration by Twinkie
Daniel McArdle is a freelance graphic designer/trailing spouse/kept man living in Hong Kong with his wife and two daughters. He presently finds solace in short story rejections, and on soccer pitches, exhibiting a surprising knack for goal. He also amuses himself by correcting those who believe him to be Canadian (he is not, but he generally takes it as a compliment). His latest work can be found in print and online at sites like Pindeldyboz, Hobart, and Monkeybicycle. His expat ramblings can be found at hongkongblong.com.
Other Ways to Skin a Cat
Tell the cat that skin is an unrealistic standard of beauty perpetuated by the media and Maybelline. 
Prom Dates from Hell
Formal Wear and Pitchforks
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