“Any tables available in the trolley car?”
“I wish we were eating in that trolley car.”
“Look, kids! There’s a trolley car in this restaurant!”
“Eating the Incredible 15-Layer Lasagna in this trolley car is everything I dreamed it’d be.”
“This antique shop smells like garlic. Is that trolley car for sale?”
“How’d y’all fit that big ol’ trolley car through them small dang doors?”
“Please do not climb on the trolley car.”
“HOLY SHIT, THAT TROLLEY CAR IS HEADED RIGHT FOR OUR—Oh, never mind.”
“My meal was completely underwhelming.”
Kristin Hillery is honestly just a boring person who lives in Austin, Texas.