When life gives you lemons, carbonate them and make Sprite! But don’t sell it. We’ll sue you.
Thirsty for revenge? You can’t spell Sprite without ‘spite’!
Drink Sprite! Or don’t.
Sprite: The thirst molester!
What’s clear and effervescent and refreshing? No, not club soda. Or tonic water.
It’s just like Crystal Pepsi, but better!
9 out of 10 dentists drink soft drinks, and Sprite is certainly a soft drink.
Sprite and General Dynamics: Teaming up to win the War on Terror!
Mike lives in Melbourne, Australia, and manages his local pub—a fine use for a liberal arts education. He doesn’t have anything else published. This is it. He likes breakfast as more than a friend and owns at least four books. There is a collection of other words and so forth at http://ownthisbookstore.tumblr.com.
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