— Listicles —Suggested Emcee Names for People with Disorders Which Might Make It Difficult to Actually Rap
MC Aphasia
Stutta-Masta Steve
The Notorious L.I.S.P.
Voice Cracka
Dr. Glossophobia
Chronic Hiccupping Harry
Lil’ Mumbler
Monosyllabic Mel
Rufus “Perpetually Choking on a Chicken Bone and Gasping for Air” Carter
Da Mute
Lincoln Michel is a young writer whose work appears in Mid-American Review, McSweeneys.net, Pindeldyboz, Mississippi Review and elsewhere. He keeps an infrequently updated lit blog at http://lincolnmm.blogspot.com.