Tuesday, November 18, 2008

— Listicles —
Eleven Improbable but Nonetheless Real Baked Goods

Andrew Kiraly

Listed in Descending Order of the Amount of Puerile Imagination Required to Make them Ripe with Sexual or Scatological Innuendo

  1. Toaster strudel

  2. Spiced apple rings

  3. Dessert pizza

  4. Tennessee prune loaf

  5. Funnel dips

  6. Cream horns

  7. Fantasy fudge

  8. Nutty crust chocolate pie

  9. Turtle brownies

  10. Nut kisses

  11. Dump cake

Andrew Kiraly was born and raised in Las Vegas, and he’s still recovering. He is managing editor of alt-weekly Las Vegas CityLife.

— Fiction —
That Time When Time Was Different Than Normal
Steve Etheridge
When a team of distinguished scientists approached me about time traveling to the year 1682, I was like, "I need to know what I'll be getting paid first." Then they said that there would be a small remuneration, and I thought that remuneration meant fortune, so I was like, "Sign me up!"
— Fiction —
Proposed Warning Label for Christian Rock Albums
Pete Reynolds
Parental Advisory: Contains Uplifting Lyrics.
— Listicles —
Suggested Emcee Names for People with Disorders Which Might Make It Difficult to Actually Rap
Lincoln Michel
The Notorious L.I.S.P.

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