Wednesday, October 22, 2008
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“Foucault’s Merlot: The Problematic of Dionysian Textualisms and Subaltern Power Discourses on Ernest & Julio Gallo Bottles”
“A Theory of Redundancy Theory”
“Hegel: A Sloppy Kant”
“An Argument for Relativity: Or Whatever”
“The Lighter Side of Stalin”
“Metaphysics: Some Stuff about Things”
“Matter: Some Things about Stuff”
“Probability, Possible Worlds, and the Chance this Paper Might Turn into William McKinley”
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[Binary translator, for those in need, here.]
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“Textual Determination and the Inevitability of Your Finishing this Sentence”
“The Five-Paragraph Essay: Against the Very Idea”
“Vagueness, Ambiguity, and Another Thing”
“Hemingway: Literal and Sexually Issue-Free”
“New Evidence that Longfellow Wasn’t”
“Leibniz, Schopenhauer, Feuerbach, and Wittgenstein: A Guide to Pronouncing Them”
“Voting Patterns in Luxembourg and Kalamazoo, Michigan: A Comparative Analysis”
“Drama After Cats”
“The Complete Works of John Updike: A List”
“Relevant Second-Rate Pun: The Interaction of an -Ism and an -Ity During These Two Decades”
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D.R. Foster is an underemployed reporter living in the Jerseys. He is the coauthor of several works, including
Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics (with Immanuel Kant),
Born to Run (with Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band), and the First Epistle to the Corinthians (with Paul). His solo work regularly appears in the New York pages of
The Onion’s A.V. Club. You can read his defunct blog at
www.theenfranchised.com, or his funct blog at
sport.ologynation.com.
