Tuesday, October 14, 2008

— New & Noteworthy —
Midnight Train to Georgia

My friends, your humble coeditor, Mr. Nick Jezarian, is packing up his Bronx apartment and taking the ol’ midnight train to Georgia—the peachtree state, not the former Soviet republic.

Please peruse the archives of his work here at Y.P.R., and luckily, they just got Internet in the South, so you can send him an e-mail wishing him luck down in the ATL.

— Fiction —

A Six-Year-Old with a Future in Elected Politics Tackles a Tough Question

Copper Smith

My opponent and older brother, Tyler, in an effort to distract the parents of this household from the real issues--like the still unanswered questions regarding the whereabouts of Mom's scissors--has brought up the issue of my misguided urination adventures.

— Listicles —

"Yo' Momma" Jokes, as Told by Nerds

Greg Boose

Your Mother is so slow she uses the ISA Slot and 1000KB of RAM.

— Fiction —

Big Deal! I Sold a Little Weed to Give My Kids a Better Future …

Eric Feezell

It’s either that, or you’re living unemployment check to unemployment check in a modest three-bedroom condo, downgrading to the store-brand Oreo knock-offs, hardly going out to dinner at all except on weekends, birthdays, and holidays.

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