Saturday, October 4, 2008

— Poetry & Lyric —
Lines Composed During a Vice-Presidential Debate

Aaron Belz

Sarah Palin,
Sarah Palin,
Sarah Palin.

I woke up
this morning
berating you

but now I pity
the old dude
debating you

and sort of wish
actually
to be dating you.

You would be
one hot veep,
a heartbeat away

from becoming
our nation’s
first PILF.

Aaron Belz lives in Los Angeles.

— New & Noteworthy —

Reminder: Tonight in Brooklyn, Get Your Y.P.R. On!

Tonight! 7 p.m.! Barnes & Noble! Park Slope! Yankee Pot Roasters! Reading! Joking! Signing! Books! Underrated! Ha ha! And then! The Gate! Drinking! More jokes! Like 8-something probably? Ha ha! Fun! You! Us! Good times!

— New & Noteworthy —

Underrated Indecision^*

All this week at Comedy Central's Indecision 2008 blog, Y.P.R. will be whoring its sociopolitical influence to examine the United States' most underrated executive understudies.

— Recycled but Re-Relevant —

Veep This

As we ready for tonight's big debate between Garry Marshall and Betty Rubble, let us take a moment to remember some of our greatest vice presidents past. Or, at least, the two who've shot someone.

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