1. Lust
2. Gluttony
3. Greed
4. Wrath
5. Envy
6. Pride
7. Cocaine
Described as an “up-and-coming humorist” by Esquire, Tyler Stoddard Smith’s works have been featured in: The McSweeney’s Joke Book of Book Jokes, The Best American Fantasy, Esquire, Meridian, Pindeldyboz, The Big Jewel, Yankee Pot Roast, Word Riot, Barrelhouse, Monkeybicycle, and McSweeney’s, among others. Feel free to contact him at stoddard.smith@gmail.com.