Wednesday, September 17, 2008
More Names for Racehorses Expected to Have Undistinguished Careers
Not This One
Performance Anxiety
Clockwise! Clockwise!
Sp-Ed Racer
Fearmakehorserunfaster
Perfectly Edible
Courtney Love’s Air-Tight Alibi
Shame Spiral
Clap Harder Much Harder
Free To Good Home
The Horse You Rode In On
Sir Limps-A-Lot
Daddy Needs A New Trachea
Proceeds Of Crime
Widowmaker
Orphanmaker
Hell-Bent For Pleather
You Bought A What?
Spirit Of Ignominy
New Horse Smell
This Is Not Happening
Win One For Judas
Suicide Watch
Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please
Rhymes With Abortion
The Horse With No Name Or Depth Perception
Princess Bloodfart
I Can Haz Triple Crown?
Ass-End of Karma
Suckretariat
—Mike Richardson-Bryan
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