Wednesday, August 27, 2008

— Listicles —
Unfortunate Typos in My Research Manuscript Draft

“… of erective surgery.”
“Those whore ceived treatment …”
“… across the hole study.”
“In the name of all things tender and holy, why must you continue to crush my soul with round after round of pointless edits and irrational demands for doomed-to-fail experiments? Don’t you want me to graduate, Dr. Braithwaite? Don’t you want me to FINALLY move on? IT’S BEEN EIGHT GODDAMN YEARS, YOU POMPOUS CLOTPOLE!”
“… resluts show …”

Timon Buys and Ian Wilson are scienceful. They live in Vancouver, Canada (which looks as dumb in print as “Dallas, America”). Ian is the tall one. Their work has also appeared at The Science Creative Quarterly, especially at its FILTER addendum. Their stray thoughts pop up at putitinh.wordpress.com.

— Listicles —

Rock Band or Human Ailment?

David Semeniuk

Earth, Wind, and Fibromyalgia

— Listicles —

F.A.Q. Answers from The "What's Going on with My Body?" Book for Girls, by Dr. Harold Iskis, Family Research Council

Lucas Klauss

Here's where the "va-jay-jay" is.

— How To —

Dating and Relationship Advice from the Guy Who Honks His Horn Repeatedly While Slowly Driving Past Women

Copper Smith

As you slowly creep past her, blaring your car's horn and showering her with unwanted profanity-laced comments about her body, you've got to show her that you're in it for the long haul, not seeking some superficial one-night stand.

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