— Etc. —

Science & Medicine

Unfortunate Typos in My Research Manuscript Draft

1. “… of erective surgery.”

2. “Those whore ceived treatment …”

3. “… across the hole study.”

4. “In the name of all things tender and holy, why must you continue to crush my soul with round after round of pointless edits and irrational demands for doomed-to-fail experiments? Don’t you want me to graduate, Dr. Braithwaite? Don’t you want me to FINALLY move on? IT’S BEEN EIGHT GODDAMN YEARS, YOU POMPOUS CLOTPOLE!”

5. “… resluts show …”

Rock Band or Human Ailment?

Thrush

Irritable Bowie Syndrome

Nothing.

Stop looking at it.

Maybe.

Original sin.

Do not talk to your father about this.

Do NOT talk to your brother(s) about this.

Several thick layers of clothing at all times.

There is no such thing as gay people.

I don’t know.

I’m not going to talk about that.

Wait until you’re older.

What kind of a question is that?

Gross.

Oh, that is disgusting.

“Vagina.”