When Chuck Norris files his tax return, he often gets money back.
Chuck Norris lives in Houston.
When Chuck Norris dints a stranger’s car, he leaves his insurance and contact information.
Chuck Norris knows how to make a passable tuna salad.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to shave; he has a beard.
When Chuck Norris sits on a chair, he is no longer standing up.
Chuck Norris is an anagram for “Un-Chris Rock.”
Mike lives in Melbourne, Australia, and manages his local pub—a fine use for a liberal arts education. He doesn’t have anything else published. This is it. He likes breakfast as more than a friend and owns at least four books. There is a collection of other words and so forth at http://ownthisbookstore.tumblr.com.
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