— Listicles —F.A.Q. Answers from The “What’s Going on with My Body?” Book for Girls, by Dr. Harold Iskis, Family Research Council
Nothing.
Stop looking at it.
Maybe.
Original sin.
Do not talk to your father about this.
Do NOT talk to your brother(s) about this.
Several thick layers of clothing at all times.
There is no such thing as gay people.
I don’t know.
I’m not going to talk about that.
Wait until you’re older.
What kind of a question is that?
Gross.
Oh, that is disgusting.
“Vagina.”
Lucas Klauss hails from Georgia and lives in Brooklyn. He reads books with names like Lacrosse Firestorm for a living. His work can be found at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The Apiary, and lucasklauss.blogspot.com.
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